07-23-2004, 05:53 PM
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Mystic
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,911
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Friday Afternoon Jokes
Now it's not afternoon for me but I know for other it is. I always like it when there is some Jokes on friday. Here are some bar jokes for others who enjoy the FAJs (Friday Afternoon Jokes).
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost
my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
I'm positive..."
A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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07-23-2004, 06:05 PM
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Intellectual
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 196
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A rabbi, a priest and bigfoot walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
actually this is someone's signature, forgot who though
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07-23-2004, 06:21 PM
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Sage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 631
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A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve strings here." The string says "Hey, that's biased. You can't do that!" The bartender says he has the right to refuse service and picks up the string and throws him out on the street.
The string wouldn't stand for this so he picked himself up, brushed himself off, tied himself in a knot at the waist and frizzled up his top half and walked back inside.
He walked straight up to the bar and ordered a drink. The bartender says "Didn't I just throw you out of here?" The string answers "No." Bartender says "Ya I did. You're that piece of string!" The string answers "No.... I'm a frayed knot."
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the barender, "Hey,you wanna hear a blonde joke? "
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things ...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.
3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? "
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah...Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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07-23-2004, 06:26 PM
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Mystic
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,911
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Nices ones Jack, I knew you'd add some.
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07-23-2004, 06:29 PM
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Sage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 631
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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second guy would have seen it!
Or....
A guy walks into a bar and says "OUCH!"
And of course.....
A horse walks into a bar......
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07-23-2004, 06:47 PM
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Mystic
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,911
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by JackTheTripper
A horse walks into a bar......
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And....
I don't get it?
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07-23-2004, 06:51 PM
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Sage
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 631
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Ya never heard that one?
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
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07-23-2004, 07:28 PM
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Magi
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 2,186
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by JackTheTripper
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"
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Rick Ocasek walks into a bar...
:mrgreen: Too obscure? :wink:
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07-23-2004, 07:30 PM
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Mystic
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,911
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Pat Logsdon
:mrgreen: Too obscure? :wink:
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Yes very.
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07-23-2004, 08:05 PM
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Intellectual
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 196
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more jokes please. you guys are making this raining friday go faster. more more more
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