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Old 07-01-2002, 03:24 AM
Jason Dunn
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Default Feeling uninspired? This probably won't help

http://cosiesoft.com/prod_Office_Inspirations.html

Feeling a little sarcastic? Check this app out - quite amusing, especially when combined with some sayings from Despair.com. Take this little gem for example:

"If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem."



"Not quite a screensaver and definitely not a game. Office Inspirations is a twist on those daily, inspirational message applications which provide us well-meaning phrases which would be perfect only in a perfect world. Reality is working for a company. And many companies try to make us worker-bees more productive by sending us to seminars to get in touch with our feelings. Others provide us with "visionary statements" for the office, the organization and the company itself. Well we know the truth and we know what management is really thinking and over fifteen of those thoughts are provided with Office Inspirations to start you off in the right direction!"
 
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Old 07-01-2002, 07:27 AM
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I'd like the Jack Handy version...
 
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Old 07-01-2002, 04:18 PM
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I'd like the Jack Handy version...
Ah yes, Jack Handy.

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."

http://home.att.net/~quotations/jackhandy.html

That man - he writes some beautiful stuff.
 
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