03-19-2005, 02:00 AM
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Magi
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 2,386
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The New Rage - Bluetooth Wireless Cattle
"Forget Bluetooth headsets and other gadgets. A Danish vendor said Thursday that it has developed a system to create Bluetooth-enabled cows. Blip Systems said in a statement that it has developed a Bluetooth-mesh system in which sensors are placed on cows. That enables farmers to monitor the location and health of each animal, the company said in a statement."
I wonder if any thought has gone into being able to use my phone to wirelessly milk that thing! :P Remember folks, this is STRICTLY a niche device and not meant for the general public!  Have a great weekend, everyone!
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03-19-2005, 02:07 AM
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Mystic
Join Date: Aug 2006
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So if brown cows make chocolate milk, blue(tooth) cows make... 8O
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03-19-2005, 03:12 AM
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5000+ Posts? I Should OWN This Site!
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Blueberry milk!
What kind of cow makes Blackberry milk?
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03-19-2005, 03:48 AM
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Developer & Designer, News Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 12,959
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I was never a fan of Blue cheese. :mrgreen:
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03-19-2005, 04:43 AM
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Intellectual
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 176
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I wonder how you reboot the cow if you get a bluetooth stack error?!?!?!?
I would NOT want to find the reset button on that sucker!
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03-19-2005, 04:55 AM
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Pontificator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,079
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Originally Posted by OSUKid7
So if brown cows make chocolate milk, blue(tooth) cows make... 8O |
... Milka chocolate :lol:
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03-19-2005, 08:15 AM
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Pupil
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 37
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This is what happens when you have a country based on farming and then has become one of the leading countries in IT.
This is a truly case of W?BIC
I'm know officially proud of my country 
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03-19-2005, 10:01 AM
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Pontificator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 1,208
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this is like a joke, even funnier than a joke
i wonder if anybody is REALY taking advantage of this techology.
and the other question is how do you charge the device, or replace the batteries???
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03-19-2005, 12:20 PM
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Pupil
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 37
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and the other question is how do you charge the device, or replace the batteries???
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Thats easy, you have a natural source: methane gas.
It will be the first time you see a cow with exhaust pipe...
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03-19-2005, 03:47 PM
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Magi
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 2,386
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Originally Posted by aliensub
Thats easy, you have a natural source: methane gas.
It will be the first time you see a cow with exhaust pipe...
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:rofl:
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