01-24-2004, 12:00 AM
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Running Out Of Resources? It Could Be The Prince Of Darkness
http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=178748
Now I have seen it all. Microsoft has a KB article entitled "SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32." :lol:
Of course, if that is true, then how do you clear it up? Call Microsoft's tech support or have an exorcism?
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01-24-2004, 12:06 AM
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Intellectual
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Dip your WUser32 in Holy Water.  nfire:
If you use MS Tech Support, be prepared for a 666-dollar charge.
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01-24-2004, 12:06 AM
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Thinker
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I'm sorry, but that's bloody hilarious.
And the picture of South Park's Satan adds to the effect.
Jolly good show, old chap!
*golf clap*
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01-24-2004, 12:13 AM
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Magi
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Originally Posted by sublime
And the picture of South Park's Satan adds to the effect.
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I think we need the Windows logo where the skull is, though.
At least now we know the TRUE origins of the B.S.O.D.!
:mrgreen:
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01-24-2004, 12:44 AM
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Editor Emeritus
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Re: Running Out Of Resources? It Could Be The Prince Of Darkness
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Originally Posted by Ed Hansberry
Microsoft has a KB article entitled "SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32."
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Should I be afraid that I understand that sentence precisely? 8O
--janak
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01-24-2004, 12:48 AM
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Moderator
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Re: Running Out Of Resources? It Could Be The Prince Of Darkness
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Originally Posted by Janak Parekh
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Originally Posted by Ed Hansberry
Microsoft has a KB article entitled "SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32."
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Should I be afraid that I understand that sentence precisely? 8O
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I wonder how many other people were thinking the same thing... :wink:
Steve
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01-24-2004, 12:54 AM
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Thinker
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Wow must be a really slow news day today. 
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01-24-2004, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Fzara
Wow must be a really slow news day today. |
I do this almost every Friday. Browse the OT forum and look at Friday afternoon posts.
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01-24-2004, 01:06 AM
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Pontificator
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Now all I can picture is Bill Gates dressed as the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live. He's saying....
"Sooo, who do you think made you want to use Linux? Hmmm, let me see, was it SAAAATAN!!!!!?? :twisted:
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01-24-2004, 01:34 AM
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Kinda' reminds me of the "IBM Mouse Ball Replacement" memo... :wink:
Remember that one??
Steve
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