11-27-2003, 01:00 AM
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Contributing Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,228
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Online Form Makes It Easy To Turn Yourself In
http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm
It's not Friday, but for all intents and purposes in the US, it is as most of us are off for the next two days fattening our stomachs and lightening our wallets.
"A proposition has been announced recently to help reduce the deficit and to "Take A Bite Out Of Crime." If you witness a crime, it is your civic duty to report the crime to the police. When a crime is committed, you have the right to make a "Citizen's Arrest". Thus, if YOU commit a crime, it would be extremely helpful for you to perform a Citizen's Self-Arrest. Fill out the form, to complete your Citizen's Self-Arrest."
Just fill out the form and don't forget to place your hand on the virtual Bible at the bottom of the form before pressing "Submit."
This for appears to be 100% Pocket PC compliant, so those of use wirelessly enabled can turn ourselves in right from the scene of the crime!
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11-27-2003, 01:24 AM
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Ponderer
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 65
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Your tax dollars at work.
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11-27-2003, 04:38 AM
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Pontificator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 1,398
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I've finally turned myself in:
"CRIME for which you are arresting yourself:"
I used to own...a Palm! :cry:
"STATEMENT/CONFESSION:"
I was young and impressionable. It was my upbringing - I didn't know there was a better option! It was peer pressure, too. My bosses had Palms, my friends had Palms - I thought it was the right thing. I DID buy a Palm! I admit it! But I've learned from my mistakes and I'm ready to walk the straight and wide path of the Pocket PC now.
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11-27-2003, 04:47 AM
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Pontificator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,162
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Just love the line:
" I have the right to talk to a lawyer and have him/her present with me while I question myself."
Having these rights in mind, do I wish to talk to myself now?
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