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Old 02-24-2003, 06:17 AM
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Default The Poetic Crash

http://www.pdajunkie.net/index.html?ipaqrant.htm&2

If you've ever had your Pocket PC get to the point where it needs a hard reset, you'll get a kick out of this poem. :lol:
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Old 02-24-2003, 06:37 AM
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I am SO all over this! One of the better glimpses of my iPAQ hell... but I wouldn't give up my device for the world!


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Old 02-24-2003, 06:53 AM
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Ohhh man, shoutouts to Gary who wrote the poem.

Everyday I startup my Axim, and this always happens to me!!!
I TELL YOU ITS MICROSOFT! THOSE EVIL SO* OF A B!%^*#$!

CURSE YOU ACTIVESYNC FOR STEALING ALL MY MEMORY! :really mad:

I've come to the conclusion that...BILL GATES=THE DEVIL!!! :evil:

Argh!!!
 
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Old 02-24-2003, 07:02 AM
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i guess a lot of iPAQ, especially the 3600-3700 series is getting old....
 
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Old 02-24-2003, 07:26 AM
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i guess a lot of iPAQ, especially the 3600-3700 series is getting old....
But it only seems like it when you have a three-year CarePaq.
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Old 02-24-2003, 07:36 AM
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That's hilarious! :lol:
 
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Old 02-24-2003, 09:14 AM
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Great poem.
 
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:55 PM
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Nice poem, dude!

-- Here's my little addition

While I've investigated PPCs some more,
Hard resets seem to be a quite common flaw

This happened to me often when I owned an iPAQ,
program died down and I wondered what the f....

It sometimes required only one little fluff,
Screen went black and a-gone was my stuff.

But now things are better, excellent; even nice,
Because of my investment, this new great device,

While Active Syncing still sickens me the most,
I like my e310, and this much I have to boast:

In bus, train, airplane or bed,
My Toshiba has failed to fail me yet.

/jizmo
 
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Old 02-24-2003, 03:49 PM
Gary Garland, Esq.
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Default Re: The Poetic Crash

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason Dunn
If you've ever had your Pocket PC get to the point where it needs a hard reset, you'll get a kick out of this poem. :lol:
The funny part is, i saw the headline and said, "Geez, someone beat me to the poem" until i realized it was mine!!!!!
and the other funny part is i've been meaning to do a hard reset since i installed all these damn navigation systems - anyway, i didn't think the poem would make front page at ppcthoughts so i sent it over to josh at pdajunkie.net - glad it was appreciated - but be careful...i may write more!
Gary
btw - my wife's refurbished 3630 is a disaster, and my 3975 is resetting all over the place - time to look into dells
 
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Old 02-24-2003, 03:50 PM
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Default Re: The Poetic Crash

This is how it looked in the original format, i can't believe josh broke up my couplet formatting! also, i used fitaly (have to practice it sometime!)

MY iPAQ
I tap the button, now I wait,
What will be my program's fate?

My little buddy stares back,
Is it having a panic attack?

Now it's working but oh so slow,
Where did my information go?

The clock slowed and will not tick,
My ipaq is a cursed brick.

Not again, to my regret,
Another f#%�&@ soft reset.

Still sluggish, to my dismay,
A hard reset's in store today.

Backup's made, data's stored,
With some luck it will be cured.

Fingers crossed, prayers made,
Reset pressed, stylus stayed.

In a flash, it was done,
I hope this frequent struggle is won.

Registry clean, RAM all clear,
I hug my pristine little dear.

Hours pass, programs all fresh,
Working better? You guess.

Still no better, what could it be?
That darn rotten windows ce.
 
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