02-22-2003, 12:00 AM
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Contributing Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,228
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The End of Microsoft is Nigh! Open Sores Software
I have been hearing about Open Sores software now for a few years and never really understood what the big deal was about. Now after reading some customer testimonials, I finally get it.
George Nelson Smith, Software Buyer (Gothenburg Pony Express Station, Nebraska): "We've been wasting money for years buying crappy software from the crooks at Microsoft. To add insult to injury, they forced us to purchase a multi-year licensing plan. And not once did they ever give us any free beer. Since I discovered OS, we've sliced our budget in half, and our PCs have never run better."
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02-22-2003, 12:12 AM
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Ponderer
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 58
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Ow! I hurt just looking at those pictures.
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02-22-2003, 12:14 AM
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Intellectual
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 153
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OK, that's gross! Funny as hell, but gross!  ukeface:
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02-22-2003, 12:15 AM
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Sage
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 784
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Ok, I'm going to pass out now...... :sleeping:
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02-22-2003, 12:40 AM
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Philosopher
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 495
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First I was confused. Then I laughed. Then I was confused again. Then I was scared. Then I laughed a little. Then someone else saw it and started laughing so I thought I better laugh a little harder. Then when they walked away I was still confused. Then I began to cry.
Then the boss walked in and I had to turn off the computer. Then he asked me why my workstation was turned off and why I was crying. Then I started laughing again.
Anyway, he bought me a beer, so this **** must work!!!
FREE BEER ROCJKCS!~!~!
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02-22-2003, 12:40 AM
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Intellectual
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 125
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Ah, that brings back happy childhood memories of playing where we weren't supposed to be... My friend looked just like that for a week after he fell on a board with a nail in it.
OW!
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02-22-2003, 12:55 AM
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 15,171
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Ed, you are evil. :twisted:
--janak
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02-22-2003, 12:58 AM
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Editor Emeritus
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,060
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Anybody else here remember the old Saturday Night Live bits with Miss Emily Lutella? "What's all this talk about endangered feces...?"
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02-22-2003, 01:02 AM
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Ponderer
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 95
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bad picture
That is a terrible/horrible picture, it really needs to be taken off (i.e. gross-factor).
Suhit
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02-22-2003, 01:11 AM
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Magi
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 2,341
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I hate poutine!!!
Dave
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