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Originally Posted by Take1
I'd like the Jack Handy version...
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Ah yes, Jack Handy.
"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."
"Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."
http://home.att.net/~quotations/jackhandy.html
That man - he writes some beautiful stuff.
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