Please tell me he's at least on a Zune team or selling his body for adspace or something in a pseudo-viral marketing campaign from the Zune Team...
Some people get the most ridiculous tatoos (and no, I don't have any myself while I make this claim) - and this is no exception.
As for MS not sharing details on the latest/greatest Zune... maybe we can hope for the best. After what Apple just released, maybe they've taken the whole works back to formula to give us something better than "look - SDD!".