07-23-2004, 04:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,133
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Public Service Announcement
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Please be advised that there is a severe shortage of white 9" heavy-duty (two slot) track shelving brackets in the state of Wisconsin. Several counties have been affected, and authorities do not know when the stock will be replenished. Disaster relief has been requested.
While employees at both Menards and Home Depot have confirmed that there should be a large number of white 9" heavy-duty track shelving brackets in their inventory, after countless hours of searching, these brackets are nowhere to be found at either location.
If you find a lost bracket, please return it to your local hardware store.
If you have been hoarding white 9" heavy-duty track shelving brackets, please be advised that you are causing great frustration for countless people that actually NEED these brackets. Please exchange your unused white 9" heavy-duty track shelving brackets for almond, silver, or black versions of the same, which are in plentiful supply. These brackets have equivalent value in the heavy-duty track shelving bracket market.
If, however, you require that the heavy-duty track shelving brackets in your collection be white, please consider an alternate size, at least temporarily. Several sizes, including 7", 11.5", and 14.5", are easily available at any local store. Please exhange your white 9" heavy-duty track brackets for one of these other sizes for the duration of this crisis.
Once this state of emergency has been declared over, you will be free to exhange your temporary heavy-duty track shelving brackets back for the white 9" heavy-duty track shelving brackets if that is your preference.
Thank you for your attention.
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