"The Giant Cheeto of 2003 weighed a mere 6/10th of an ounce - this monster Dorito nugget weighs a full 2.2 ounces! Found in a vending machine snack-sized bag of Doritos by an unemployed Quality Engineer while attending a mandatory help-you-find-a-job Texas Workforce Commission seminar in Austin, Texas, on October 1, 2003."