Lauren Goes Grocery Shopping

[Vincent Ferrari]

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[michaelalanjones]

And that rotten, maggoty garbage is just as good, because it is cheaper and looks about the same. In the next slide, she considers buying some AquaFina; however, since it is so expensive, she drinks out of the toilet, because that water is cheaper, and looks about the same.

Join us next week, when Lauren's car, a Daewoo, fails to start, stranding her in the heart of downtown Oakland, on the way to her Economics class at Berkeley. She chose the Daewoo over the Accord, because it was cheaper and looked about the same. Unfortunately, her Meizu phone also doesn't work, so she can't call 911; it was cheaper and looked about the same as that cool iPhone that her friend Marsha bought. Marsha recommended the iPhone, because it simply works and even someone as technologically bereft as Lauren could operate it.

[Vincent Ferrari]

And that rotten, maggoty garbage is just as good, because it is cheaper and looks about the same. In the next slide, she considers buying some AquaFina; however, since it is so expensive, she drinks out of the toilet, because that water is cheaper, and looks about the same.

I'm giving you a standing ovation. BRILLIANT. :D