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[JackTheTripper]

It seems that two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax Tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight", the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"

The boy replied, "Not exactly sir, but they aren't for me, they are for him. He's my little brother. He's four."

Confused the man asks, "Well why do you think he needs these?"

"Well, we saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim and ride a bike. And he can't do either one."

[Sven Johannsen]

Personally I've been wanting to try those pills that help you find clams.

[dean_shan]

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar" The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct. He said, "Yes, five for a dollar." She said, "That can't be right!" Clerk says, "Yes, it's correct. See here? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached."

[jlp]

dean_shan,

:rotfl:

I haven't laughed that much in quite a while!!