David Prahl
07-22-2003, 07:03 PM
I used a web-archiving tool to dig this out of the May 14, 2002 copy of PPCT...
Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:
10) "This code is crap! You have no honor!"
9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
8 ) "By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"
6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
5) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium IV processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
And the number one thing most likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team is:
1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"
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Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:
10) "This code is crap! You have no honor!"
9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
8 ) "By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"
6) "Our competitors are without honor!"
5) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium IV processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
And the number one thing most likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team is:
1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"
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