Leave the gun, take the Canolli...

[Steven Cedrone]

So, it's a beautiful day, and here I am On 'Thoughts and at the same time watching 24 hours of the "Godfather"...

It got me thinking, the "Godfather" has some of the best lines ever put on film...

What are some of your favorite lines from movies (not just the "Godfather" saga)...

Some others:

"You can't fight in here, this is the war room" Dr. Strangelove
"It's the stuff that dreams are made of..." Maltese Falcon
"The light that burns twice as bright, burns twice as fast" Blade Runner
"Get yourself two tickets to the resurrection..." Scarface
"Serpentine Shelly, serpentine" In-Laws

Steve

[luebster]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" -The Princess Bride

"You had me at hello." -Jerry McGuire

"How 'bout No?!?! Freaky Dutch bastard..." -Goldmember (Austin Powers 3)

[Sven Johannsen]

"We got so caught up in whether we could, we never thought to consider whether we should" - Paraphrased from that dinosaur movie.

[Don't Panic!]

What Knockers! (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/4159/KNOCKERS.WAV) - Young Frankenstein

Don't Panic!
Bobby

[JackTheTripper]

"I don't want to buy anything, sell anything or process anything.
I don't want to buy anything sold or processed,
sell anything bought or processed,
or process anything bought, sold.... or processed.
And I don't want to repair anything bought, sold or processed.
Basically I want to spend as much time as possible with your daughter."

- Say Anything

[Sven Johannsen]

What Knockers! (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/4159/KNOCKERS.WAV) - Young Frankenstein

Don't Panic!
Bobby

That entire movie is a great line, IMHO.

[Jeff Rutledge]

I am your FATHER! -- Empire Strikes Back

One of the best jaw-dropper's of all time.

[Jacob]

"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

- Caddyshack.

[Jeff Rutledge]

"Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!" - PotA

"They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the Morgue! That's the Chicago way!" -- Untouchables

[Kaber]

"Human beings are a disease. A cancer of this planet, and we are the cure." (http://thematrixrealm.virtualave.net/sounds/cure.wav)
Agent Smith, The Matrix

"Of course, some of them do come to me eventually. For while heaven may be closed, I am always open....even on Christmas." (http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shuttle/6962/open.wav)
Lucifer, The Prophesy

"Not me, I'm in my prime." (http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lobby/7907/myprime.wav)
Doc Holliday, Tombstone

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you'll tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you." (http://koti.mbnet.fi/badbee/wavs/vendetta.wav)
Vincenzo Coccotti , True Romance

"Do you know what nemesis means?" (http://www.snatchweb.com/sounds/sna_bites/brick_nemesis.mp3)
Bricktop, Snatch

[Icebaron]

And shepards we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
so our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
and we shall flow a river forth to Thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be
In Nomini Patri
Et Fili
Et Spiritu Sancti

-The Boondock Saints

also, from agent smecker in the same movie...
"You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."

[Pat Logsdon]

Some of my favorite quotes:

"One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them."

-Lord of the Rings

"The sleeper must awaken."

-Dune

"Those are my juniper bushes!"

-Life of Brian

"My name...is not important."

-Slartibartfast to Arthur Dent in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Elementary, Watson."

-Sherlock Holmes

[Weyoun6]

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!" Number Six, The Prisoner

"Klaatu barada nikto" - The Day the Earth Stood Still


"I will no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all our precious bodily fluids!" Jack D. Ripper, Dr Strangelove

EDIT: Oh, forgot this: "I'm shocked, shocked that gambling is going on in this establishment!" "Here's your winnings sir." - Casablanca

lots of good quotes from that movie...

[luebster]

<horrible French accent>"I fart in your general direction!"</horrible French accent> -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

<horrible French accent>"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"</horrible French accent> -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"One, Two, Five!"
"Three, Sir."
"Three" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes, ah, yes, yes..." -When Harry Met Sally

[trachy]

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

- Gordon Gecko, Wallstreet

[orangehat]

Harry Callahan: Go ahead, make my day.
&
Crook: Who's "we", sucker?
Harry Callahan: Smith, and Wesson, and me.
- Sudden Impact 1983

[Jacob]

"Deserves got nothing to do with it"

"I've been pretty lucky when it comes to killin' folks"
- Unforgiven.


"I'd like to have scenery that isn't in danger of being crushed by dwarves!"
"well, you're not as confused as Nigel are you?"

- This is Spinal Tap.

[Hyperluminal]

"Life finds a way"
-Jurassic Park

"Marty, you're not thinking four-dimensionally!"
-Back to the Future

[shawnc]

"Life finds a way"
-Jurassic Park

"Marty, you're not thinking four-dimensionally!"
-Back to the Future

I was thinking of this one. Jeff Goldblum was great in that movie!

[Steven Cedrone]

"Here's looking at you kid..." Casablanca

"But these go to eleven..." This Is Spinal Tap

"Say hello to my little friend..." Scarface

"Mongo have a deep respect for sheriff Bart..." Blazing Saddles

Steve

[Stik]

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI. "

' Silence of the Lambs '



Colonel Jessep: You want answers?
Lieutenant Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Colonel Jessep: YOU WANT ANSWERS?
Lieutenant Kaffee: I WANT THE TRUTH!
Colonel Jessep: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

' A Few Good Men '

" What we have here is a failure to communicate. "

' Cool Hand Luke '

[Ekkie Tepsupornchai]

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

- Gordon Gecko, Wallstreet

On a similar note...

"Anyone that says money is the root of all evil doesn't ****ing have any!!" -Boiler Room

[marlof]

I could go on for ages, but one of my all time favorites would be:
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." from The Big Lebowski. Which is a great movie for one-liners as well, since there are many more where this came from, such as "They're nihilists, Donny, nothing to be afraid of." I really like the John Goodman role in The Big Lebowski. Dude!

[shawnc]

It looks like meats back on the menu!

Lord of the Rings - Two Towers

[David McNamee]

"They're always making profound observations they've overheard."
Jerry Mulligan (Gene Kelly) - An American in Paris

Slim: "Give her my love"
Steve: "If she was wearing that dress, I'd give her my own."
Lauren Bacall & Humphry Bogart - To Have and Have Not

I'm going to stop now. I could keep typing all night...

[luebster]

I could go on for ages, but one of my all time favorites would be:
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." from The Big Lebowski. Which is a great movie for one-liners as well, since there are many more where this came from, such as "They're nihilists, Donny, nothing to be afraid of." I really like the John Goodman role in The Big Lebowski. Dude!
My fav from that movie:

JESUS QUINTANA
Let me tell you something, bendeco.
You pull any your crazy s**t with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your a*s and pull
the f**king trigger til it goes
"click".

THE DUDE
Jesus.

JESUS QUINTANA
You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with
the Jesus.

Sorry about the language, but the movie is full of it...

[Steven Cedrone]

"Let me share something with you, I am a pacifist by nature, with a strict Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life, I wish I had a choice but to kill you"...

The In-Laws

[Underwater Mike]

Three on my PC:

Blues Brothers
"Four fried chickens and a Coke."
"And some dry white toast, please."

Also from the Blues Brothers:
"****!"
"What?"
"Rollers!"
"No!"
"Yeah!"
"****!"

Lastly, not from a movie, but Dale from King of the Hill:
"Oh man, what kind of Lefty hootenanny is this?"

[Jhokur2k]

"If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilites, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced." - Mulder, X-files

"Why do you ask questions to which you already know the answers." -Magneto, X-Men

"Time to die." - Roy, Blade Runner

"Let's play." - El Mariachi, Desperado

"Define irony - bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash." - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene, Con Air

[targetdrone]

"There's no crying in baseball!!!" A League of Their Own

"Avenge me" - Red Dawn

"A Red Ryder BB gun? You'll shoot your eye out" A Christmas Story

"You're making a big mistake" Kevin Kline
<slaps thigh>"That's what I told him" Kevin Costner, Silverado

And of course:
"I'll be back" Arnold

[Jeff Rutledge]

And of course:
"I'll be back" Arnold

I can't believe it took us three pages to get to that one! HA!

[felixdd]

"Show me the money!" -- Jerry McGuire

"Myy...prrreesshhhhussszzsszszsz" -- Gollum, Lord of the Rings.
"Shmmeeeggullllzzzz" -- Gollum, LOTR (I'm a fan of the Gollum from the movie, but not the gollum from the book).

"You think that's air you're breathing?" -- Morpheus (funnier if taken within the context of the fart matrix)

And my two absolute favorites:
"Free your mind" -- Morpheus.
"There is no spoon" -- bald kid in Matrix

[Steven Cedrone]

Watching Jaws...

Hooper: "It doesn't make sense, A guy who hates the water living on an island..."
Brody: "It's only an island if you look at it from the water..."

Steve

[Brad Adrian]

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
--GoldFinger

"Ooooh, James!"
--Every Bond Movie Ever Made

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers...?"
--Life Of Brian

"I'm getting too old for this sh*t!"
--All 4 Lethal Weapon movies and Maverick

[Iznot Gold]

Here's just a few from Pulp Fiction: -

"And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengance upon you."

"I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do what ever I wanted. I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophey so dance good."

"And do you know what they call a... a... a quarter ponder with cheese in Paris?"

A classic that I do love re-watching....cue the music
David

[Paul P]

"On my command, unleash HELL!"

-- Do I need to say it?

[Paul P]

And of course:
"I'll be back" Arnold

one more,

General: "Did you leave anything for us?"
Matrix: "Just bodies."
--Commando

[targetdrone]

"What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"

[Steven Cedrone]

"What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"

"I'm telling the computer exactly what it can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate..." :wink:

Steve

[DrtyBlvd]

I can't believe we haven't had;
Life moves pretty fast..." yet. (Ferris Bueller) or
"It's people like us who ..." :D

"Oh how quaint - an indoor outhouse" - Beetlejuice
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off" - The Italian Job
"People ski naked and smoke dope here" speech - Roxanne
"I want my $2!" - Better off dead
"Shirley you can't be serious?" - Mackenroe (sp?) & Naked Gun
"Sittin' here drinkin' wine and eatin' cheese baby" - Kellys Heroes
"Woof Woof" - same - Donald Sutherland was fantastic 8)
"Names is for tombstones baby" - Live & Let Die

All time favourite - "As you wish" -TPB

[Jeff Rutledge]

"Mister Anderson..." -- Agent Smith

[shawnc]

"The CIA ain't got sh** on a woman with a plan"

Anthony Anderson - Two Can Play That Game.

[ntractv]

"An ancestor of mine once maintained that when you eliminate the impossible, whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth........." Spock, Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country


"I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member"......................Woody Allen