Lord of the Rings, as written by other major authors.

[ECOslin]

"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

-excerpt from Dr. Suess's FOTR.(not by me)

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=ce24f67f4391402642140618dcde1e00&threadid=138905&perpage=50&pagenumber=1

[dean_shan]

"Frodo, Frodo give me the ring!"

"No Boromir, I won't do such a thing.
Leave me alone, let me be
I will not give the ring to thee.

Come on Sam let's up and go
For this pace is much to slow.
Let's drop this Dawrf, Elf and man
And get to Mordor as fast as we can!"

Well that's all me and my brother could come up with :D
Thanks for spurring my creative juices ECOslin