Microsoft Windows Movie Assistant

[James Fee]

<div class='os_post_top_link'><a href='http://bbspot.com/News/2004/10/windows_movie_assistant.html' target='_blank'>http://bbspot.com/News/2004/10/windows_movie_assistant.html</a><br /><br /></div>"<i>The most anticipated feature of the newly release Windows Media player 10 is the Windows Movie Assistant designed to make movie watching easier and more enjoyable. Windows Movie Assistant"Often, movie viewers feel that they didn't get the most out of the movie. Maybe they missed a plot twist, or they didn't understand what was going on," said Alvin Hematoma, product manager for Windows Media Player. "We designed WMA to be like a good buddy watching the movie with you, or that guy that talks too loud in the theater." During playback, WMA will provide information to help the viewer. Whenever important information is revealed, the assistant will repeat the information, often with an explanation of why it is important. </i>"<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.digitalmediathoughts.com/images/windows_movie_assistant.jpg" />

[Jason Dunn]

Bwahahaha....classic! :lol: I know someone who does the same thing in movies. "WHY ARE THE HOBBITS RUNNING? WHY DOES THE RING MAKE HIM INVISIBLE?' :roll:

[BugDude10]

Holy cow, how stupid do they think we are?!? :roll:

[Jason Dunn]

Holy cow, how stupid do they think we are?!? :roll:

Umm...this is a spoof.

[ojlittle]

Who is Keyser Soze.... :lol:

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

[Don Tolson]

Bwahahaha....classic! :lol: I know someone who does the same thing in movies. "WHY ARE THE HOBBITS RUNNING? WHY DOES THE RING MAKE HIM INVISIBLE?' :roll:

My brother used to do that to me when I was watching TV and he came in half way through the show. DROVE ME NUTS!!! (Until I moved out into my own place).

Good thing you posted that this was a spoof. I was thinking that MS had really thought some people needed this kind of 'assistant' and I was thinking of all the technological ways they could 'assist' the watcher. E.g. "Look over here (with big arrow). The slasher is going to come out of this closet with a machete..."

[Felix Torres]

Holy cow, how stupid do they think we are?!? :roll:

This might be more in line with your tastes, then... :twisted:

http://bbspot.com/News/2002/05/deathstar.html

[Gary Sheynkman]

Holy cow, how stupid do they think we are?!? :roll:

haha man..0wn3d.

Anyway...this kinda reminds me of Sniff Petrol where they use Car Manufacturer's marketing against them.

[BugDude10]

Ooops. That's what I get for reading the DMT blurb and not the actual article. :oops:

(Quit Fee-king with us, James! :evil: )