This just in:
"PocketPCThoughts owner Jason Dunn has reported a sex tape missing from his house in Alberta six weeks ago. A disgruntled palm pilot owner, he claims, broke into his house and stole hundreds of pocket pcs and a sex tape he made back when he was in college. The tape, he admits, involves many different women and a few rubber chickens. The tape is now posted all over the internet on such sites as
www.palmpilotsrule.com and
www.ppcssuck.net. Fortunately, nobody is interested in watching the movie, as the movie has been downloaded a total of two times, once by Jason Dunn himself for the purposes of nostalgia, and another time by him again in hopes that he might identify the location of his long lost rubber chickens."
Just kidding
