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Old 01-24-2004, 12:00 AM
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Default Running Out Of Resources? It Could Be The Prince Of Darkness

http://support.microsoft.com/?kbid=178748

Now I have seen it all. Microsoft has a KB article entitled "SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32." :lol:



Of course, if that is true, then how do you clear it up? Call Microsoft's tech support or have an exorcism?
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:06 AM
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Dip your WUser32 in Holy Water. nfire:
If you use MS Tech Support, be prepared for a 666-dollar charge.
 
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Old 01-24-2004, 12:06 AM
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I'm sorry, but that's bloody hilarious.

And the picture of South Park's Satan adds to the effect.

Jolly good show, old chap!

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Old 01-24-2004, 12:13 AM
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And the picture of South Park's Satan adds to the effect.
I think we need the Windows logo where the skull is, though.

At least now we know the TRUE origins of the B.S.O.D.!

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Default Re: Running Out Of Resources? It Could Be The Prince Of Darkness

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Microsoft has a KB article entitled "SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32."
Should I be afraid that I understand that sentence precisely? 8O

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Old 01-24-2004, 12:48 AM
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Default Re: Running Out Of Resources? It Could Be The Prince Of Darkness

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Microsoft has a KB article entitled "SMS: SATAN Causes High Memory Utilization in WUSER32."
Should I be afraid that I understand that sentence precisely? 8O

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I wonder how many other people were thinking the same thing... :wink:

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Old 01-24-2004, 12:54 AM
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Wow must be a really slow news day today.
 
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:03 AM
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Wow must be a really slow news day today.
I do this almost every Friday. Browse the OT forum and look at Friday afternoon posts.
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:06 AM
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Now all I can picture is Bill Gates dressed as the Church Lady from Saturday Night Live. He's saying....
"Sooo, who do you think made you want to use Linux? Hmmm, let me see, was it SAAAATAN!!!!!?? :twisted:
 
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:34 AM
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Kinda' reminds me of the "IBM Mouse Ball Replacement" memo... :wink:

Remember that one??

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