"Take this quiz to find out which OS most matches your personality. You need to answer all the questions to get an accurate result."
It then begins to ask a series of thought provoking and deeply probing questions, like showering habits, party rituals and meeting etiquette. My result?
I scared me. Man. I installed Linux once, and it scared the living daylights out of me. Why can't I be Mac OS X? I mean, I'm fashionable and clever despite being a bit transparent.