Joke for your Wednesday

[JackTheTripper]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming
truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his butt off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says...










"Make 'em all ugly again."


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Sorry, I know it's dumb but it just struck me off-guard sort of funny. :splat: :silly:

[JackTheTripper]

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming
truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his butt off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says...










"Make 'em all ugly again."


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Sorry, I know it's dumb but it just struck me off-guard sort of funny. :splat: :silly:

[ntractv]

Cute :lol:

[JustinGTP]

lol,

The obvious answer to his question would be to be "alive again"

-Justin.

[Janak Parekh]

There's a lot of variations on this joke. It's a good "format".

--janak

[Jeff Rutledge]

Originally Posted by Janak Parekh

There's a lot of variations on this joke. It's a good "format".

--janak

Yes, my favorite version is about someone wishing their land be surrounded by a giant wall so that no one can get in. Then the last guy wishes that "you know that big wall you just built...fill it with water!".

:lol: