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Old 07-07-2003, 03:46 AM
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Default Re: A guy goes into a bar...

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This one really has to be read aloud to work.
Wow.... thank you very much for letting me know..... I had thought that Ed had lost his sense of humor or something. (nah...)
I got it by reading, and it wasn't that funny then. :razz:

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I originally read it as min-ute, not my-nute.

Tomato, tomato.

See, some jokes are better when heard rather than read.
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:47 AM
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Default Another Bar Joke

An old man orders a boilermaker at a bar. Just as the bartender delivers it, three big bikers walk up to the bar.

The first sits down to the right of the man, grabs the shot and drinks it.

The second sits down to the left of the man, grabs the beer and drinks it.

The third pulls the man off of his bar stool and takes his seat.

The man gets up, turns around and walks out of the bar.

The first biker looks at his friends and laughs, "Not much of a man, was he?"

The bartender says, "Not much of a driver, either. He just ran over three motorcycles with his eighteen-wheeler."

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Old 07-07-2003, 03:49 AM
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Default Re: A guy goes into a bar...

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See, some jokes are better when heard rather than read.
I know that. I just didn't think it was very funny either way. Different strokes....

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Old 07-07-2003, 07:35 AM
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender (bar tender) here"?
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Old 07-07-2003, 08:47 AM
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: A guy goes into a bar...

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See, some jokes are better when heard rather than read.
I know that. I just didn't think it was very funny either way. Different strokes....

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Yeah Steve. We heard you the first time. Do us all a favor and click that link in the lower left that says "Stop Watching This Topic" will 'ya? :roll:
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:42 PM
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Yeah Steve. We heard you the first time. Do us all a favor and click that link in the lower left that says "Stop Watching This Topic" will 'ya? :roll:
Why would I want to do that? Your other joke was OK (although I'd heard it before), and portnoy's joke was great. Unless you wrote the "my newt" joke, there's no reason to take it personally that someone doesn't like it. :duh:

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Old 07-07-2003, 03:08 PM
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Doesn't matter... he can't come anyway!
 
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:09 PM
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Here's a classic...


Three guys walk into a bar... you think the third one would have ducked!
 
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:12 PM
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Three guys walk into a bar... you think the third one would have ducked!
I would have thought that the SECOND one would have ducked, but then they must be SLOW...
 
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