[ironguy]

A man walks into a bar and sits on a stool. While nursing his drink, an absolutley gorgeeous woman sildes up to him and coos in his ear, "I'll do ANYTHING for $200."

"ANYTHING?", he says.

"ABSOLUTLEY!", she cries.

He pulls out his wallet, hands her $200 and says, "Paint my house."

[ironguy]

A man walks into a bar and sits on a stool. While nursing his drink, an absolutley gorgeeous woman sildes up to him and coos in his ear, "I'll do ANYTHING for $200."

"ANYTHING?", he says.

"ABSOLUTLEY!", she cries.

He pulls out his wallet, hands her $200 and says, "Paint my house."

[dean_shan]

Originally Posted by DiGiTYZED

more jokes please. you guys are making this raining friday go faster. more more more

Crazy it's raining where I'm at too. OK his your new joke.

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

[MacBriar]

Jack that blonde joke is excellent, I will have to print it out and stick up in our office (where incidently there are currently 4 blondes working - and get a hard time).

Ewan

[JackTheTripper]

OK, so nobody get's all bent this joke has two punchlines....



A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.

A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "50."

The robot then said, "So, are you going to vote for Bush again?

The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for John Kerry?"

[dean_shan]

Nice one Jack. I need to tell that one to my Aunt.

[DiGiTYZED]

Originally Posted by JackTheTripper

OK, so nobody get's all bent this joke has two punchlines....

The robot then said, "So, are you going to vote for Bush again?

The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for John Kerry?"

good one. i like that.

come on people 1 hour and 2 minutes to go. help me out here, i'm dying! MORE [PLEASE]!

[Janak Parekh]

Originally Posted by JackTheTripper

The robot then said, "So, are you going to vote for Bush again?

The robot then said, "So, are you Democrats really going to vote for John Kerry?"

Something's missing here... what's the last IQ supposed to be? :P

--janak

[dean_shan]

Here's another for you DiGiTYZED.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."

[c38b2]

Originally Posted by Janak Parekh

Something's missing here... what's the last IQ supposed to be? :P

--janak

Those are the two punchlines, Janak. Pick either one based on your political leanings. :wink:

[Janak Parekh]

Originally Posted by c38b2

Those are the two punchlines, Janak. Pick either one based on your political leanings. :wink:

Oh, I've already picked the correct one. I just thought it'd be fun to speculate on another IQ.

--janak