Yes Grasshopper, you too can be a Zune Master. The general idea of enlisting a bunch of young evangelists to promote the product is a good one.
So why does it seem that Microsoft will totally screw this up?
One thing I don't think has changed since I was 18 is that things have to
be cool, not
try to be cool. If you have to try then its not cool. This appears to being trying really hard.
Would it make sense to send out these "Zune Masters" in pairs so someone could actual see the WiFi feature work? (Just a thought)
Setting up free concerts I think would be a better idea, then give the people a free 14-day Zune Pass when they leave.
Personally, 200 really hot women in Zune bikinis (Zune tattoos optional) hanging out at clubs and showing off a Zune works for me

. (It seems to work at the auto shows)