Ultra-Mega-Super Pocket Hack Master 2004 Giveaway Contest

[Pat Logsdon]

Anton Tomov has kindly agreed to provide 5 free (free) licenses of his new Pocket Hack Master 2004 application to Pocket PC Thoughts readers. Personally, I think this thing is the be-all and end-all of Pocket PC overclocking apps. If a kitchen sink could be overclocked, Anton would figure out a way to do it.



So how do you win? Simple! I want you to post the reason why you need this application. I'm feeling a bit evil this morning, though, so I'm going to further weight the competition. Extra karma points will be awarded to those entries that amuse me the most. Extra super points will be awarded to those posts that are the most outrageous, funny, or both. Remember - lies are bad but good fiction is encouraged.

Per Brad's rules, winners will be decided by me, and entirely on my whim. There will be no whining, unless it's humorous or involves penguins in some way. The deadline for entry is Friday, November 26th at 12pm PST. Winners will be notified via the email address associated with your account here, so make sure it's up to date. Good luck!

[Pat Logsdon]

Anton Tomov has kindly agreed to provide 5 free (free) licenses of his new Pocket Hack Master 2004 application to Pocket PC Thoughts readers. Personally, I think this thing is the be-all and end-all of Pocket PC overclocking apps. If a kitchen sink could be overclocked, Anton would figure out a way to do it.



So how do you win? Simple! I want you to post the reason why you need this application. I'm feeling a bit evil this morning, though, so I'm going to further weight the competition. Extra karma points will be awarded to those entries that amuse me the most. Extra super points will be awarded to those posts that are the most outrageous, funny, or both. Remember - lies are bad but good fiction is encouraged.

Per Brad's rules, winners will be decided by me, and entirely on my whim. There will be no whining, unless it's humorous or involves penguins in some way. The deadline for entry is Friday, November 26th at 12pm PST. Winners will be notified via the email address associated with your account here, so make sure it's up to date. Good luck!

[ctmagnus]

To hack my Pocket PC, of course.

I'd also throw in a set of 8' tires and a penguin and let the penguin drive my monster truck-ized Pocket PC around all day.

[rzanology]

the dell 50v still not supported though

[R K]

I'd like a copy.
This morning I got a phone call from some whining penguins up in the arctic. I gave them all a bunch of old iPAQs last Christmas but they didn't like it because all of them eventually hard-reset and started displaying those pictures of macaws which made them jealous. They've been whining about the deal for several grueling months now, but I'm hoping to win this prize and send copies of Pocket Hack Master to them.
This way, they can overclock their old iPAQs until they start burning into flames and they'll use the resulting fire to warm their carrot juice. Penguin's like warm carrot juice.

[Pat Logsdon]

Originally Posted by rzanology

the dell 50v still not supported though

Are you sure? The newer version that supports the PXA27x processor doesn't work?

[surfer]

Something good to hack my ppc
You know and plus i've got the loox :lol:

[gregmills]

There's something wrong with the clock my e750. Sometimes the alarm won't go off. Maybe if I had an overclock on top of the built in one I wouldn't be late for work anymore.

<thinly veiled bribe>
Maybe if I were on time for work more often I could hold down a regular job for more than a few months and I could afford a PPCT subscription.
</thinly veiled bribe>

If I had this program would I become a "Hackmaster?" Could I put "Hackmaster" on my resume? I'm sure that being a "Hackmaster" would command a lot of respect and bring a commensurate salary increase.

Dude, this could change my life!

and... um... Penguins!

[butch]

I need it, I can't live without it!
Why?
W?BIC! Of course!

P.S. I'm not good at being funny in English!...

[GoldKey]

Originally Posted by Pat Logsdon

There will be no whining, unless it's humorous or involves penguins in some way.

Coincidentally, I would use this to overclock my penguins so they could whine in a more humerous manner.

[jbtaylor]

I have two new kittens and a new iPAQ 4700. So why does that qualify me you may ask....

The iPAQ 4700 comes with a copy of DockWare and since I have many pictures of my new kittens, I need to crank out all the horsepower I can so DockWare can flip through the pictures while my iPAQ sits on my desk.