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Kati Compton
08-16-2004, 09:49 PM
No cheating by using IMDB, etc.

#1: "I myself *am* strange and unusual."

#2: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?" "

#3: "How about a nice greeeasy pork sandwich served to you in a dirty ashtray?"

Wiggster
08-16-2004, 09:53 PM
#1: "I myself *am* strange and unusual."
Beetlejuice?

chunkymonkey75
08-16-2004, 10:14 PM
#3: "How about a nice greeeasy pork sandwich served to you in a dirty ashtray?"

I just saw this one on VH1's "I Love the 80's Strike's Back"

....Weird Science!

chunkymonkey75
08-16-2004, 10:20 PM
How about this one?

"Justice moves a lot faster in the future, now that they've abolished all lawyers."

Wiggster
08-16-2004, 10:43 PM
How about this one?

"Justice moves a lot faster in the future, now that they've abolished all lawyers."

Gotta be one of the Back to the Future's, although I don't remember which.

JackTheTripper
08-16-2004, 11:04 PM
How about this one?

"Justice moves a lot faster in the future, now that they've abolished all lawyers."

Gotta be one of the Back to the Future's, although I don't remember which.

Well if they're talking about the future then it has to be BttF II cause the first one he went back the the 50's(?) and the third one was in the old west.

Pat Logsdon
08-16-2004, 11:29 PM
No cheating by using IMDB, etc.

#1: "I myself *am* strange and unusual."

Definitely Beetlejuice. Winona Ryder's character, in fact, although I forget the character's name...

How about these:

1) "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."

2) "Let me try, I'm a genius."

3) "What hump?"

4) "Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!"

dean_shan
08-16-2004, 11:44 PM
"Justice moves a lot faster in the future, now that they've abolished all lawyers."

I love that movie, who here wanted a hoverboard after watching it?

PetiteFlower
08-17-2004, 01:33 AM
Who here DIDN'T want a hoverboard after seeing that movie???

Kati Compton
08-17-2004, 03:09 AM
No cheating by using IMDB, etc.

#1: "I myself *am* strange and unusual."

Definitely Beetlejuice. Winona Ryder's character, in fact, although I forget the character's name...
Lydia.

3) "What hump?"
Young Frankenstein?

jpjehu
08-17-2004, 05:18 AM
#3: "How about a nice greeeasy pork sandwich served to you in a dirty ashtray?"

#3 - Chet - Weird Science

jpjehu
08-17-2004, 05:22 AM
2) "Let me try, I'm a genius."

3) "What hump?"

4) "Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!"

#3 definitely Young Frankenstein (or is it Fronk-en-stine?)

#4 Evil Dead 2 - Ash

#2 Maybe "Real Genius" - Val Kilmer

jpjehu
08-17-2004, 05:31 AM
How about these:

#1 - "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love..." (typed)

#2 - "Beans and Franks!! Beans and Franks!!"

#3 - "Test your faith...against that of the Masters..." (I think)

#4 - "I like men... I like to be man-handled... I like you."

#5 - "What do I know about diamonds - I'm a boxing promotor..."

kudos to anyone getting 3 out of five!

jpjehu
08-17-2004, 05:34 AM
#6 - "Do you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?... What?... It's the little differences..." (This one's a bit easy)

jpjehu
08-17-2004, 05:42 AM
#7 - best unknown movie of all time
"Why didn't you just leave it for the evidentary team to collect and lot?" "They miss things sometimes... thought I'd take it down myself... get it done properly."

Kati Compton
08-17-2004, 06:21 AM
I've seen correct answers for #1 and #3, but not #2...

#1: "I myself *am* strange and unusual." -- Lydia from Beetlejuice

#2: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?" "

#3: "How about a nice greeeasy pork sandwich served to you in a dirty ashtray?" -- Chet from Weird Science

Pat Logsdon
08-17-2004, 09:07 AM
2) "Let me try, I'm a genius."

3) "What hump?"

4) "Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!"

#3 definitely Young Frankenstein (or is it Fronk-en-stine?)

#4 Evil Dead 2 - Ash

#2 Maybe "Real Genius" - Val Kilmer

All correct except for #2. :wink:

Jereboam
08-17-2004, 11:44 AM
How about :

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Good film...

Or :

He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy...

Or :

...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

:)

J'bm

Jereboam
08-17-2004, 11:49 AM
#6 - "Do you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?... What?... It's the little differences..." (This one's a bit easy)

Pulp Fiction I think?

J'bm

Kati Compton
08-17-2004, 03:21 PM
He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy...

Life of Brian?

dean_shan
08-17-2004, 04:14 PM
#7 - best unknown movie of all time
"Why didn't you just leave it for the evidentary team to collect and lot?" "They miss things sometimes... thought I'd take it down myself... get it done properly."

Equilibrium. I love that movie. It is the best unknown. Such a good story to it.

JackTheTripper
08-17-2004, 05:30 PM
How about these:

#2 - "Beans and Franks!! Beans and Franks!!"

Something about Mary. But I think you have it backwards.

"Franks and beans! Franks and beans!"

PetiteFlower
08-17-2004, 05:47 PM
No one got this yet?

#1 - "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love..." (typed)

Moulin Rouge. It's spoken, and sung, several times too!

"He's a very naughty boy" is DEFINITELY Life of Brian, and I think "If I'm not back in 5 minutes" might be from the same movie. All three of Jereboam's sound like Monty Python to me but can't place the exact scene for the last one.

This isn't even a challege because everyone knows it, but I still love saying it--FETCHEZ LA VACHE!!!!!

All the quotes I can think of now are really obvious though. If I think of any good ones I'll post later :)

Pat Logsdon
08-17-2004, 06:06 PM
...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, spoken by Sir Bedevere to Arthur.

Perhaps my favorite line in that entire movie:

"There are some who call me......................Tim?"

:mrgreen:

Jereboam
08-17-2004, 07:13 PM
Kati and Pat get gold stars!!

"There are some who call me......................Tim?"

LOL yes that's a good bit

Follow, but follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of four and fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage, or your strength, come nay further, for death awaits you all . . . with nasty big pointy teeth!

Another fave is....

King Arthur:
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Soldier:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

:rotfl:

J'bm

JackTheTripper
08-17-2004, 07:33 PM
OK, I know there are a bunch that haven't benn answered yet but I'm gonna throw one out there. Well ok, 2

1: "Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

2: "I don't want to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything."

Jereboam
08-17-2004, 07:45 PM
1 is Meg Ryan in Top Gun...I think...

JackTheTripper
08-17-2004, 08:03 PM
Yup!

Falstaff
08-17-2004, 08:05 PM
1) "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."


Surprised no one got this one.... It's Count DeMoney (sp?) from History of the World Part I.

Pat Logsdon
08-17-2004, 08:42 PM
1) "Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."


Surprised no one got this one.... It's Count DeMoney (sp?) from History of the World Part I.
Correct! There are a ton of good lines in that movie.

"What fool put the carpet on the wall?"
"It's good to be the king."
"You're nuts! N-V-T-S, Nuts!"

And of course, only Mel Brooks could turn the Spanish Inquisition into a song and dance number. :mrgreen:

Jereboam
08-17-2004, 09:16 PM
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as....

I'll come back in....

:rofl:

jpjehu
08-18-2004, 01:26 AM
"if I'm not back in 5 minutes..." - Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
I'm suprised no one's gotten it!

jpjehu
08-18-2004, 01:28 AM
"I don't want sell anything..."etc - John Cusack - Say Anything

Falstaff
08-18-2004, 06:35 AM
Here are a few more:

A1: "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it."
A2: "Well, it looks like we just had our glitch for this mission"
A3: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart."
A4: "Think of your secretary."
A5: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."
A6: "Because I am hard, you will not like me."
A7: "We aint found s***!"
A8: "It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
A9: "We're on a mission from God."
A10: "Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle."
A11: "My dingy's bigger than your whole boat!"

jpjehu
08-18-2004, 06:42 AM
A1: "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it."

Jack Nicholson - "a few good men"

A2: "Well, it looks like we just had our glitch for this mission"

Armagedon??

A5: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

Leslie Neilson - "airplane"

A7: "We aint found s***!"

Holes??

Falstaff
08-18-2004, 06:48 AM
A1: "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it."

Jack Nicholson - "a few good men"

A2: "Well, it looks like we just had our glitch for this mission"

Armagedon??

A5: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

Leslie Neilson - "airplane"

A7: "We aint found s***!"

Holes??

First and third one are right, the other two aren't.

Pat Logsdon
08-18-2004, 07:43 AM
A9: "We're on a mission from God."
Blues Brothers.

Jereboam
08-18-2004, 08:57 AM
"if I'm not back in 5 minutes..." - Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
I'm suprised no one's gotten it!

Me too!!!

A3 is Al Pacino in the Godfather, don't know which one though...I think II.

J'bm

jpjehu
08-18-2004, 03:37 PM
A3 - I think i remember it now from Scarface...

bjornkeizers
08-18-2004, 04:12 PM
A2: "Well, it looks like we just had our glitch for this mission"


Apollo 13!

Here's a few from my favorite movies:

1: "That's thirty minutes away - I'll be there in ten."

2: "All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! "

3: "What, like if you shot yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before you even knew you had an accident. "

Kati Compton
08-18-2004, 05:31 PM
A5: "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley." -- Airplane
A7: "We aint found s***!" -- Aliens?
A9: "We're on a mission from God." -- Definitely Blues Brothers.

PetiteFlower
08-18-2004, 08:34 PM
A3-Godfather 2, was Pacino
A7 Spaceballs!!!!! During the brilliant "combing the desert" scene :)

PetiteFlower
08-18-2004, 08:46 PM
Ok I have some :)

PF1: You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

PF2: The book says, we might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.

PF3: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!

Don't know if these are too obscure or not, guess we'll see if anyone gets them!

bjornkeizers
08-18-2004, 08:52 PM
1st one is Fight Club

PetiteFlower
08-18-2004, 09:13 PM
Ding :)

Pat Logsdon
08-18-2004, 09:14 PM
PF3: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
The Crow.

Here's a few more of mine:

SS1: "We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter. "

SS2: "If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."

SS3: "I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future."

Kati Compton
08-18-2004, 10:51 PM
SS1: "We figured there was too much happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step was to have us a critter. " -- Raising Arizona?

SS3: "I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future." -- A Fish Called Wanda. :)

JackTheTripper
08-18-2004, 11:26 PM
SS2: "If anything goes wrong, make a sound like a dying giraffe."

South Park: Bigger, longer and uncut! 8)



This will be a hard one.....

"I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and se if somebody stupid don't answer the door."

Falstaff
08-19-2004, 03:50 AM
1: "That's thirty minutes away - I'll be there in ten."

Pulp Fiction?

Still not figured out from my list:

A4: "Think of your secretary."
A6: "Because I am hard, you will not like me."
A8: "It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
A10: "Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle."
A11: "My dingy's bigger than your whole boat!"

Kati Compton
08-19-2004, 04:16 AM
#429: "So it's sort of social. Demented and *sad*, but social."
#430: "Hail to the chief... He's the one we all say Hail to... We all say Hail... 'Cause he keeps himself so clean!... He's got the power,... That's why he's in the shower... "

Jeff Rutledge
08-19-2004, 05:02 AM
#430: "Hail to the chief... He's the one we all say Hail to... We all say Hail... 'Cause he keeps himself so clean!... He's got the power,... That's why he's in the shower... "

Ahhh!!! I can't remember the name. It's the movie with Jack Lemmon and James Garner (was supposed to be Walter Mathau but he was ill). They were both ex-Presidents...

I hate it when I can't remember things!!!

Jeff Rutledge
08-19-2004, 05:05 AM
#430: "Hail to the chief... He's the one we all say Hail to... We all say Hail... 'Cause he keeps himself so clean!... He's got the power,... That's why he's in the shower... "

Ahhh!!! I can't remember the name. It's the movie with Jack Lemmon and James Garner (was supposed to be Walter Mathau but he was ill). They were both ex-Presidents...

I hate it when I can't remember things!!!

My Fellow Americans!!!

Kati Compton
08-19-2004, 05:14 AM
My Fellow Americans!!!
That is the movie you were trying to remember, but no, that is not the answer.

Jeff Rutledge
08-19-2004, 05:23 AM
My Fellow Americans!!!
That is the movie you were trying to remember, but no, that is not the answer.

I was sure that it was Jack Lemmon's "Hail to the Chief" song (each of them had lyrics for it).

I remember those words as song lyrics. This is gonna bug me now. :)

Jeff Rutledge
08-19-2004, 05:25 AM
#430: "Hail to the chief... He's the one we all say Hail to... We all say Hail... 'Cause he keeps himself so clean!... He's got the power,... That's why he's in the shower... "

DAVE!!!!!!!!

jpjehu
08-19-2004, 06:39 AM
#429: "So it's sort of social. Demented and *sad*, but social."

Judd Nelson - The Breakfast Club

bjornkeizers
08-19-2004, 08:11 AM
1: "That's thirty minutes away - I'll be there in ten."

Pulp Fiction?


Ding ding ding!


A6: "Because I am hard, you will not like me."


You can take your Full Metal Jacket quote off that list :D

I can't believe nobody figured out my other two quotes!

BK2: "All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! "

BK3: "What, like if you shot yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before you even knew you had an accident. "

Kati Compton
08-19-2004, 03:20 PM
Dave and Judd Nelson from the Breakfast Club are correct. ;)

PetiteFlower
08-19-2004, 11:46 PM
I don't remember both the songs from My Fellow Americans(which I personally think of as Grumpy Old Presidents) but one of them went:

Hail to the chief, if you don't I'm gonna kill you, I am the chief so you better watch your butt you bastards!

The other guy's song was pretty stupid, probably why I don't remember it exactly :)

PetiteFlower
08-19-2004, 11:47 PM
Found it!

"Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing. He is the chief, so everybody hail like crazy."

And apparantly I didn't have the other one quite right:

"Hail to the chief, if you don't, I'll have to kill you. I am the chief, so you better watch your step, you bastards."

Close enough though

PetiteFlower
08-19-2004, 11:51 PM
Ooh here's a good one:

"It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?"

Jeff Rutledge
08-20-2004, 01:55 AM
Ooh here's a good one:

"It's 10 o'clock, do you care where your parents are?"

Pump Up the Volume.

Great show!

bdavidson9554
08-20-2004, 02:05 AM
Still not figured out from my list:

A11: "My dingy's bigger than your whole boat!"

Caddyshack

PetiteFlower
08-20-2004, 02:41 AM
Go Jeff! I love that movie, I have to get it on DVD one of these days.

No one ever answered this one:

PF2: The book says, we might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.

I'll post answers maybe tomorrow night if no one gets it.

maximus
08-23-2004, 02:06 AM
Who here DIDN'T want a hoverboard after seeing that movie???

Can I have the car instead ? The one with the time travel ability ? =)

Steven Cedrone
08-23-2004, 02:39 AM
A4: "Think of your secretary."


Blazing Saddles! :wink:

PetiteFlower
08-23-2004, 03:59 PM
PF2: The book says, we might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.

This is from Magnolia :) Great movie, if a bit weird, still highly recommended. By me anyway!

Jereboam
08-23-2004, 06:47 PM
Sallah, I said NO camels. That's FIVE camels; can't you count?

One of my favourite films of all time.

J'bm

rocky_raher
08-23-2004, 07:27 PM
A10: "Men, all this stuff you've heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans, traditionally, love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle!"

Patton!!

Another great line from the same speech: "Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country. Wars are won by making the other poor dumb b*****d die for his country!"

Kati Compton
08-23-2004, 07:28 PM
Sallah, I said NO camels. That's FIVE camels; can't you count?

One of my favourite films of all time.

J'bm

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

rocky_raher
08-23-2004, 07:29 PM
"We've got a date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster!"

Hint: IIRC, it was delivered by Willliam H. Macy.

JackTheTripper
08-23-2004, 08:37 PM
"We've got a date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster!"

Hint: IIRC, it was delivered by Willliam H. Macy.

Wild guess here.... Mystery Men?

JackTheTripper
08-23-2004, 08:56 PM
Here's one. This is a narrated line from the main character:

"Endora. Endora's where we are. Describing Endora is like dancing to no music. It's a town where nothing much ever happens and nothing much ever will."

Steven Cedrone
08-23-2004, 09:03 PM
"Endora. Endora's where we are. Describing Endora is like dancing to no music. It's a town where nothing much ever happens and nothing much ever will."

What's Eating Gilbert Grape :wink:

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-23-2004, 09:06 PM
"They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles"

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-23-2004, 09:08 PM
"If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy."

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-23-2004, 09:09 PM
"After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse. "

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-23-2004, 09:10 PM
"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is."

Steve

PetiteFlower
08-23-2004, 09:13 PM
"They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles"

I don't know the movie, but, um, ew. :D

draiken
08-23-2004, 09:29 PM
I believe this list wouldn't be complete without quotes from these, it's cheesy, and obvious, but it's fun:

Q1: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?

Q2: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1

Q3: You must unlearn what you have learned

Q4: No. I am your father

Q5: You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them

Q6: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?

Q7: Why do I get the feeling that we've picked up another pathetic life form?

Q8: Shut me down. Machines building machines. How perverse

Q9: I have a bad feeling about this...

But let's make it interesting, say who and in which movie, the fourth and the last one have several answers :D

Pat Logsdon
08-23-2004, 09:30 PM
I believe this list wouldn't be complete without quotes from these, it's cheesy, and obvious, but it's fun:

Q1: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Star Wars! Spoken by Princess Leia to everyone's favorite Wookiee. :mrgreen:

draiken
08-23-2004, 09:41 PM
First one is correct my young padawan

rocky_raher
08-23-2004, 10:13 PM
"We've got a date with destiny, and it looks like she's ordered the lobster!"

Hint: IIRC, it was delivered by Willliam H. Macy.

Wild guess here.... Mystery Men?

Correct!

rocky_raher
08-23-2004, 10:17 PM
Q1: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Princess Leia, Star Wars (A New Hope)

Q2: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1
C-3PO, Star Wars (A New Hope)

Q4: No. I am your father
Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

Q6: Monsters out there, leaking in here. Weesa all sinking and no power. Whena yousa thinking we are in trouble?
Jar-Jar Binks, The Phantom Menace

Q8: Shut me down. Machines building machines. How perverse
C-3PO, Attack of the Clones

Q9: I have a bad feeling about this...
Luke, Star Wars (A New Hope)
Leia, The Empire Strikes Back

rocky_raher
08-23-2004, 10:18 PM
"After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse. "

Steve

Woody Allen's "Take the Money and Run."

draiken
08-23-2004, 10:32 PM
Your second guess is wrong, and also, the last one has more occurrencies

Kati Compton
08-24-2004, 02:13 AM
Your second guess is wrong, and also, the last one has more occurrencies
I remember "I have a bad feeling about this" being spoken by Han Solo quite a bit in Star Wars (episode IV).

Falstaff
08-24-2004, 04:18 AM
I'm glad people finally figured out my quotes from two of my favorite movies (Patton and Blazing Saddles) , but I am surprised that no one has gotten my other quote, especially considering that it comes from a great recent (relatively) movie about progammers...any guesses now?
It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

rocky_raher
08-24-2004, 01:53 PM
Your second guess is wrong, and also, the last one has more occurrencies

Ah, the asteroid quote was from "The Empire Strikes Back."

JackTheTripper
08-24-2004, 04:53 PM
I'm glad people finally figured out my quotes from two of my favorite movies (Patton and Blazing Saddles) , but I am surprised that no one has gotten my other quote, especially considering that it comes from a great recent (relatively) movie about progammers...any guesses now?
It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

Must be Office Space then.

Jereboam
08-24-2004, 05:24 PM
It is called a 'Camberwell Carrot' because I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.

Another cracking film.

J'bm

Steven Cedrone
08-24-2004, 05:29 PM
You mean to tell me that no one knows these two???

"If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy."

"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is."

Steve

JackTheTripper
08-24-2004, 05:43 PM
sounds like a zombie movie or a bad monster film. not really into those. sorry.

Steven Cedrone
08-24-2004, 05:45 PM
bad monster film

TANSTAABMF! :wink:

Steve

JackTheTripper
08-24-2004, 05:49 PM
WHAT ain't a bad monster film?

PetiteFlower
08-24-2004, 06:39 PM
If it's a zombie movie, why not Night of the Living Dead? I have no idea if that's right but it's the zombie movie to end all zombie movies :)

I never saw the original but I did see the color version and boy, I've never laughed so hard in my life!

rocky_raher
08-24-2004, 06:53 PM
"If you have a gun, shoot 'em in the head. That's a sure way to kill 'em. If you don't, get yourself a club or a torch. Beat 'em or burn 'em. They go up pretty easy."


Captain Kirk, explaining to the crew how to get rid of all those tribbles!!

PetiteFlower
08-24-2004, 07:13 PM
Oh my god, I was right! I looked it up on IMDB only after my completely wild guess :)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063350/quotes

It's from the 1968 version and I'm not sure if that's the one I saw. I saw it at a sleepover when I was somewhere in the range of 11-13, and the newer version says it came out in 1990.....the latest this sleepover could have been was Feb-March of 1990 so it seems unlikely that the newer version was out on video at that time. Was the older version funny?

Steven Cedrone
08-24-2004, 07:29 PM
Correct PF, it was Night Of The Living Dead...

Now what about the second quote? And no using Google! :wink:

Steve

Pat Logsdon
08-24-2004, 07:30 PM
"I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is."

The Blob...?

Steven Cedrone
08-24-2004, 07:44 PM
The Blob...?

Nope!

Steve

JackTheTripper
08-24-2004, 08:08 PM
Creapshow? the story about the crate under the stairs?

Steven Cedrone
08-24-2004, 08:33 PM
Creapshow? the story about the crate under the stairs?

Good guess, but no... :wink:

Steve

JackTheTripper
08-24-2004, 08:59 PM
Swamp thing?
Attach of the killer tomatos?
Araknaphobia?
Plan 9 from outer space?
It?
Ticks?
Bats?
Holes?
Tremors?

Steven Cedrone
08-24-2004, 09:28 PM
You're killin' me...

O.K., it's from John Carpenters version of "The Thing"....

Steve

JackTheTripper
08-24-2004, 11:56 PM
Ya, I know. After my "Shotgun guess" I googled it but I didn't want to ruin it for other. :p

Falstaff
08-25-2004, 02:32 AM
In the same genre (mostly) of movies, can anyone get this one:
She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's a client and because she sleeps above her covers... *four feet* above her covers. She barks, she drools, she claws!

PetiteFlower
08-25-2004, 03:00 AM
Too easy, Bill Murray in Ghostbusters!

Ryan Joseph
08-25-2004, 01:21 PM
Oh, man! There's a whole movie quote thread going on that I never knew about! 8O How'd that happen?!?

My brother and I movie quote constantly. We even created a board game when we were kids that was similar to Encore. Good times.

Anyway, I've got a good one: "What have you done to the police unit?"

And, beleive me, I'll be frequenting this thread! Movie quotes are fun! :D

Kati Compton
08-25-2004, 02:22 PM
"This fish is boiling!"
"Oh, you want stir-fry?"

PetiteFlower
08-25-2004, 02:25 PM
Oh jeez I know that one! They're at a hibachi place and there's a goldfish in a bowl on the cooking part of the table......I can totally picture the scene on my mind except for the actors' faces : :bad-words:

Jeff Rutledge
08-25-2004, 04:53 PM
"This fish is boiling!"
"Oh, you want stir-fry?"

It's GOTTA be one of the Police Academy movies (referencing the Commandant's fish), but I have no idea which one.

Kati Compton
08-25-2004, 05:33 PM
Yep - Police Academy. 2 to be precise. The "intellectual" one. :P

Next:

"No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends."
"Yeah... I don't really like your friends either."

PetiteFlower
08-25-2004, 05:58 PM
Another one of my favorite movies, yet I had to search to find the answer *sigh* I must be getting old. I disqualified myself.

bjornkeizers
08-25-2004, 05:59 PM
*pouts* Nobody figured out my quotes.


2: "All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps! "


Was from Aliens; one of my all time favorite movies, and a true classic.


3: "What, like if you shot yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before you even knew you had an accident. "


Was admittedly a bit obscure :D Jurassic Park: The Lost World

I'll be very upset if you don't get this one:

BK6: "Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. "

Pat Logsdon
08-25-2004, 06:07 PM
A few more from me:

"Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower. "

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..."

"I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer. It is written that the Agent Morris awaits me. "

"Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all 'B flat!'"

"Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard! "

Pat Logsdon
08-25-2004, 06:09 PM
BK6: "Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords. "
Kill Bill, Vol 1

Jereboam
08-25-2004, 06:13 PM
"What have you done to the police unit?"

What a great film!!

Cool Runnings!

You have to say it with a Jamaican accent though....

J'bm

Jeff Rutledge
08-25-2004, 06:22 PM
"Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all 'B flat!'"


Goonies? (I'm thinking of the scene with the collapsing bridge and the organ).

PetiteFlower
08-25-2004, 06:40 PM
"Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower."

A childhood favorite, Short Circuit :) I had SUCH a crush on Steve Gutenberg when I was young!

"Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard!"

I'm not sure but all that's popping into my head now is "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!"

Jereboam
08-25-2004, 06:50 PM
I'm not sure but all that's popping into my head now is "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!"

Now, if we build this giant wooden badger....

:rofl:

Kati Compton
08-25-2004, 09:06 PM
"Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all 'B flat!'"
Sean Astin, Goonies.

rocky_raher
08-25-2004, 09:31 PM
I'm not sure but all that's popping into my head now is "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!"

Now, if we build this giant wooden badger....

:rofl:

Don't bring badgers into this discussion, please. After all:

"Badgers!!! We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!!!"

Pat Logsdon
08-25-2004, 09:57 PM
"Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all 'B flat!'"Goonies? (I'm thinking of the scene with the collapsing bridge and the organ).
Correct! I was going to quote the scene where Chunk tells the Fratellis "everything", but it was too long. :mrgreen:

Pat Logsdon
08-25-2004, 10:00 PM
"Hey Laserlips. Your mama was a snowblower."A childhood favorite, Short Circuit :)
Correct! We will not speak of Short Circuit 2.

"Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard!"

I'm not sure but all that's popping into my head now is "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!!!" :
Hint: Think small.

wocket
08-25-2004, 11:07 PM
Ok here is a few of my fav's


1 Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls.

2 Klaatu Barada Nikto (a few movies used this)

3 There sure are a lot of bad ideas floatin around out there.

4 Game over man.. Game Over!

Jeff Rutledge
08-25-2004, 11:13 PM
"Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all 'B flat!'"Goonies? (I'm thinking of the scene with the collapsing bridge and the organ).
Correct! I was going to quote the scene where Chunk tells the Fratellis "everything", but it was too long. :mrgreen:

"...and then this one time, I was at the theatre and I leaned over the balcony..." (I'm paraphrasing).

That movie's hilarious...it's been far too long since I watched it.

PetiteFlower
08-25-2004, 11:48 PM
1 Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls.


Give me a few minutes on that one....I know I know it.

2 Klaatu Barada Nikto (a few movies used this)
Army of Darkness and assumingly Evil Dead 1 and 2 as well :)
Klatu....Barata....Nickle! Necktie! I know it's an N word, it was DEFINITELY an N word!

Kati Compton
08-26-2004, 01:34 AM
"Badgers!!! We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!!!"
UHF. Also source of classics like "Call me Mr. Butterfingers."

Kati Compton
08-26-2004, 01:35 AM
Game over man.. Game Over!
Aliens.

Kati Compton
08-26-2004, 01:36 AM
"...and then this one time, I was at the theatre and I leaned over the balcony..." (I'm paraphrasing).

That movie's hilarious...it's been far too long since I watched it.
I bought the DVD semi-recently. :P

Jeff Rutledge
08-26-2004, 04:23 AM
"...and then this one time, I was at the theatre and I leaned over the balcony..." (I'm paraphrasing).

That movie's hilarious...it's been far too long since I watched it.
I bought the DVD semi-recently. :P

I think I have it too. I have to check. We may have a winner for the next plane trip. :mrgreen:

PetiteFlower
08-26-2004, 05:56 AM
1 Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls.

Is this from Stripes?

Jereboam
08-26-2004, 07:51 AM
Stripes is a classic film...

wocket
08-26-2004, 10:26 AM
2 Klaatu Barada Nikto (a few movies used this)
Army of Darkness and assumingly Evil Dead 1 and 2 as well :)
Klatu....Barata....Nickle! Necktie! I know it's an N word, it was DEFINITELY an N word![/quote]

Well done! :) In Army of Darkness Ash says it to open the book but gets it wrong and says necktie instead. but there are 2 more.

1 Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls.

Is this from Stripes?

No sorry :( have another go..

Game over man.. Game Over!
Aliens.

Correct! :)

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 12:58 PM
2 Klaatu Barada Nikto (a few movies used this)

Got to go with the original!

The Day The Earth Stood Still...

Steve

rocky_raher
08-26-2004, 02:02 PM
"Badgers!!! We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!!!"
UHF. Also source of classics like "Call me Mr. Butterfingers."

Correct!
It's a variation of "Badges? We don't need not stinkin' badges!"
That line has been used, with MANY variations, see http://www.darryl.com/badges/.

draiken
08-26-2004, 02:11 PM
1 Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls.


Give me a few minutes on that one....I know I know it.

2 Klaatu Barada Nikto (a few movies used this)
Army of Darkness and assumingly Evil Dead 1 and 2 as well :)
Klatu....Barata....Nickle! Necktie! I know it's an N word, it was DEFINITELY an N word!

Klaatu, Barada and Nikto are 3 of Jabba the Hutt's guards on Return of the Jedi

wocket
08-26-2004, 03:06 PM
2 Klaatu Barada Nikto (a few movies used this)

Got to go with the original!

The Day The Earth Stood Still...

Steve

Way to go Steve.. correct :)


Klaatu, Barada and Nikto are 3 of Jabba the Hutt's guards on Return of the Jedi

Yep an obscure one but true. :)

There are more!

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 04:54 PM
"We know now we can't beat their machines. We've got to beat them"

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 05:48 PM
"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 05:59 PM
"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos"

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 06:01 PM
"Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin'. Nothin' to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans. "

Steve

wocket
08-26-2004, 06:10 PM
"We know now we can't beat their machines. We've got to beat them"

Steve

Oh I so know this! And I know it's not the Matrix :roll: But thats all my brain will let me think..

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 06:16 PM
But thats all my brain will let me think..

Try harder! :wink:

Here's another one:

"I do have a test today. that wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car." :wink:

Steve

Kati Compton
08-26-2004, 06:23 PM
"I do have a test today. that wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris Bueller.

Jeff Rutledge
08-26-2004, 06:27 PM
"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos"

Steve

Fifth Element (I think).

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 07:26 PM
Ferris Bueller.

Fifth Element (I think).

Both correct!

Steve

Pat Logsdon
08-26-2004, 07:45 PM
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..."
Another quote from this movie is:
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."

"Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard! "
Another quote from this movie is:
"Ooh, I'm really scared. Help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me!"

And a new one (different movie):
"I once asked this literary agent what kind of writing paid the best... he said, "Ransom notes."

jweisz
08-26-2004, 07:47 PM
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..."
Another quote from this movie is:
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."

That would be Blade Runner.

jweisz
08-26-2004, 07:50 PM
"Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard! "
Another quote from this movie is:
"Ooh, I'm really scared. Help! There's a peck with an acorn pointed at me!"

:mrgreen:

Willow? (the only place I ever recall hearing the word "peck" used like that)

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 07:53 PM
"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..."
Another quote from this movie is:
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."

Blade Runner...

Steve

Pat Logsdon
08-26-2004, 07:53 PM
Both guesses are correct! 8)

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 07:56 PM
"Didn't I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles bounce." :wink:

Steve

Pat Logsdon
08-26-2004, 08:00 PM
One more for now:

"I'll come 'round sometime and get that squeak out of your door. "

Jeff Rutledge
08-26-2004, 08:01 PM
"Didn't I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles bounce." :wink:

Steve

Ugh! That's so familiar, but I can't think of it.

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 08:07 PM
Ugh! That's so familiar, but I can't think of it.

Keep thinking! Here's another one:

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Steve

Jeff Rutledge
08-26-2004, 08:12 PM
I don't know that one, but the first one is killing me!

Quick! Somebody answer this and put me out of my misery so I can get some work done. :lol:

Pat Logsdon
08-26-2004, 08:13 PM
Ugh! That's so familiar, but I can't think of it."When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China. One of the best bad movies ever. 8)

Here's another one:

"Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot! "

Steven Cedrone
08-26-2004, 08:13 PM
I don't know that one, but the first one is killing me!

Quick! Somebody answer this and put me out of my misery so I can get some work done. :lol:

You're gonna' kill yourself when you realize what it's from... :wink:

Steve

PetiteFlower
08-26-2004, 08:53 PM
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

PetiteFlower
08-26-2004, 08:56 PM
"You know, for kids!"

Pat Logsdon
08-26-2004, 09:27 PM
"You know, for kids!"
Hudsucker Proxy. :D

PetiteFlower
08-26-2004, 09:44 PM
Yep :)

You better get this one!

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

Jeff Rutledge
08-26-2004, 10:04 PM
Yep :)

You better get this one!

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

Labyrinth!

Ryan Joseph
08-26-2004, 10:21 PM
I don't know that one, but the first one is killing me!

Quick! Somebody answer this and put me out of my misery so I can get some work done. :lol:

You're gonna' kill yourself when you realize what it's from... :wink:

Rudolph. The cartoon, clay-mation version. :mrgreen:

Jeff Rutledge
08-26-2004, 10:25 PM
I don't know that one, but the first one is killing me!

Quick! Somebody answer this and put me out of my misery so I can get some work done. :lol:

You're gonna' kill yourself when you realize what it's from... :wink:

Rudolph. The cartoon, clay-mation version. :mrgreen:

Of course! Ryan, you are my hero of the day!

(I was SOOOO close to googling it...)

:alfdance: :alfdance:

maximus
08-27-2004, 01:47 AM
Ok, just a short comment from an independent party :)

I dont know how you guys do it, but when I watch movies, I am very much focusing on the action (images/animation/sound effects, etc.) and almost no time to remember all the exact quotes from the movie.

How did you guys do that ?

Maybe it is because my processor (brain) is overloaded with all the action, and also the translation between english and my native language. But I find it really fascinating that you can remember so many quotes.

The only movie quotes I remember is (I am sure 99% of you can guess where they came from :D):

1. I'll be back
2. Resistance is futile, prepare to be assimilated
3. May the force be with you

:mrgreen:

Ryan Joseph
08-27-2004, 01:52 AM
Ok, just a short comment from an independent party :)

I dont know how you guys do it, but when I watch movies, I am very much focusing on the action (images/animation/sound effects, etc.) and almost no time to remember all the exact quotes from the movie.

How did you guys do that ?

I get asked that question a lot. My brother and I movie quote to each other all the time, so I'm used to it. I don't know, really. We're just able to remember the lines afterwards. I remember one dinnertable conversation where the two of us were just going at it, quoting left and right, answering one quote with another, and my mom said, "These guys don't know how to talk!"

And I responded with (Yoda voice): "Yes I do," from Star Wars. :mrgreen: It was beautiful.

Steven Cedrone
08-27-2004, 03:24 AM
You guys givin' up on these???

"We know now we can't beat their machines. We've got to beat them"

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin'. Nothin' to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans. "

Steve

Ryan Joseph
08-27-2004, 03:30 AM
Resistance is futile, prepare to be assimilated

One of the best quotes of all time. :mrgreen:

But one of my favorites, and I'll bet a lot here will agree with me, is this one:

"I have no control! The computer is flying!"

what's that from?

PetiteFlower
08-27-2004, 04:07 AM
Control! Control! You must learn control!

(another giveaway :) )

Anyway I don't know about anyone else but all the movies I'm quoting and recognizing quotes from are movies I've seen MANY MANY times and have practically memorized, plus they are just quotable, memorable lines. Maybe it would be easier for you with movies in your native language?

I mean movies like the Princess Bride and Monty Python and the Holy Grail were just MADE to be quoted; most people worthy of their Dork badges can recite most of the script right along with the movie. They're just full of great writing and great banter.

And of course what's memorable to some may not be memorable to others, as shown by quotes left unsolved here :)

Jeff Rutledge
08-27-2004, 04:18 AM
I mean movies like the Princess Bride...

What a great movie for quotes.

One of the most popular would be:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die

...but my favorite's got to be:

You've been mostly dead all day.

I don't know why, but that quote always slays me.

maximus
08-27-2004, 06:24 AM
"We know now we can't beat their machines. We've got to beat them"

War of the worlds. One of my favourite. :)

I dont know about the other 2 though.

wocket
08-27-2004, 08:40 AM
"We know now we can't beat their machines. We've got to beat them"

War of the worlds. One of my favourite. :)

I dont know about the other 2 though.


Damn! I knew that.... :mrgreen:

wocket
08-27-2004, 08:53 AM
I mean movies like the Princess Bride...

What a great movie for quotes.

One of the most popular would be:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die

...but my favorite's got to be:

You've been mostly dead all day.

I don't know why, but that quote always slays me.

inconceivable

Pat Logsdon
08-27-2004, 09:04 AM
inconceivable
"Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployed . . . in Greenland?!"

:mrgreen:

wocket
08-27-2004, 12:50 PM
inconceivable
"Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployed . . . in Greenland?!"

:mrgreen:

:lol:

And why don't you give me a nice paper cut and squeeze lemon juice on it! :wink:

wocket
08-27-2004, 01:04 PM
A few clues

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Ok there is still another film with this quote. The Saint is in it :wink:


Next time I have to come in here, I'm crackin skulls.


The films actually already been quoted here!

Steven Cedrone
08-27-2004, 03:20 PM
You guys givin' up on these???

"We know now we can't beat their machines. We've got to beat them"

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

"Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin'. Nothin' to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans. "

Steve

O.K., the first was War Of The Worlds (congrats Maximus!) The second was Scarface. The third was Forbidden Planet... :wink:

Steve

Steven Cedrone
08-27-2004, 03:53 PM
Try these:

"If this works, you get to be Postmaster General."

"I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this sh*t at least you could've said you were from the Yankees."

"Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel."

"Good artists copy, great artists steal."

Good luck! :twisted:

Steve

Jeff Rutledge
08-27-2004, 04:02 PM
Try these:

"If this works, you get to be Postmaster General."
Air Force One

"I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this sh*t at least you could've said you were from the Yankees."
Major League

Ryan Joseph
08-27-2004, 04:04 PM
"If this works, you get to be Postmaster General."

That's from the same movie I just quoted:

"I have no control! The computer is flying!"

So now you guys all have two quotes from the movie. Sombody better get it! :mrgreen:

Edit: Whoops, Jeff, you must have posted your answer while I was typing my reply. Good job!

Ryan Joseph
08-27-2004, 04:08 PM
How about these:

"Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be done with it."

"This is amazing! This is fantastic! This is...junk!"

"I couldn't fix the transmitter, but I got the microwave working, want some popcorn?"

"Everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops you were sucked into a boardgame." :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

rocky_raher
08-27-2004, 04:13 PM
"Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel."

King Kong.

rocky_raher
08-27-2004, 04:13 PM
"This is amazing! This is fantastic! This is...junk!"

Back to the Future.

Jeff Rutledge
08-27-2004, 04:14 PM
"Everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops you were sucked into a boardgame." :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Jumanji!!!! (you have to say it loud...)

Ryan Joseph
08-27-2004, 04:23 PM
Back to the future.

Incorrect. Try again!
(hint: it's a kid's movie, but not a cartoon)

And here's one more. This is my mom's favorite movie quote of all time:

"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outerspace."

Jeff Rutledge
08-27-2004, 04:59 PM
"No, I'm from Iowa, I only work in outerspace."

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

JackTheTripper
08-27-2004, 07:05 PM
Here are a few more to keep you busy:

"What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again."


"Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker."


"Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, b**ch, you knew I was a snake.""

PetiteFlower
08-27-2004, 07:18 PM
"Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker."

The Muppet Movie

Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, b**ch, you knew I was a snake."

This has been quoted in a couple of movies, I'm thinking of Natural Born Killers right now but that's probably because of recent discussions I've had about that movie with friends :) It's subtitled in that movie. But I know that particular version with the colorful words is from a particular movie, which I know I've seen, but I can't remember what it is! Argh!

JackTheTripper
08-27-2004, 07:35 PM
The Muppet Movie


Right!

Natural Born Killers

Right again. I don't know what other movies it's been in but this was the one I was thinking of.

Falstaff
08-28-2004, 06:35 AM
"Good artists copy, great artists steal."
Kind of a guess, but is it Pirates of Silicon Valley?

Steven Cedrone
08-28-2004, 12:34 PM
Kind of a guess, but is it Pirates of Silicon Valley?

Bingo! :wink:

Steve

rocky_raher
08-29-2004, 04:16 AM
One of my wife's favorites:

"This chick is toast!!"

Pat Logsdon
08-29-2004, 04:17 AM
One of my wife's favorites:

"This chick is toast!!"
Ghostbusters. Bill Murray re: Gozer the Gozerian. :mrgreen:

rocky_raher
08-29-2004, 04:31 AM
One of my wife's favorites:

"This chick is toast!!"
Ghostbusters. Bill Murray re: Gozer the Gozerian. :mrgreen:

Well done!
(You, not the toast.)

rocky_raher
08-30-2004, 01:55 AM
"Everyone in this room is dumber for having heard that."

maximus
08-30-2004, 02:40 AM
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Eh, that one I know. Billy Madison ! :)

Kati Compton
08-30-2004, 04:44 AM
How about this one:

"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES."

EDIT - ah - sorry - didn't mean to repeat a movie. That's what I get for not reading ALL the new messages before I posted... :P

I get asked that question a lot. My brother and I movie quote to each other all the time, so I'm used to it. I don't know, really. We're just able to remember the lines afterwards. I remember one dinnertable conversation where the two of us were just going at it, quoting left and right, answering one quote with another, and my mom said, "These guys don't know how to talk!"

I have labelled this phenomenon as "Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra"

:mrgreen:

PetiteFlower
08-30-2004, 05:38 AM
Natural Born Killers

Right again. I don't know what other movies it's been in but this was the one I was thinking of.

Really? I could have sworn the version in NBK was different. It's an old, old story though and it's made it into a few movies and books.

Steven Cedrone
08-30-2004, 12:48 PM
"Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra"

Shaka, when the walls fell.... (http://www.chaparraltree.com/sflang/darmok.shtml) :wink:

Steve

rocky_raher
08-30-2004, 03:38 PM
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Eh, that one I know. Billy Madison ! :)

Correct! The principal's monolog after Billy's answer is priceless!

JackTheTripper
08-30-2004, 07:04 PM
Really? I could have sworn the version in NBK was different. It's an old, old story though and it's made it into a few movies and books.
Well I couldn't remember the quote word for word so I went on IMDB and Ctrl+cCtrl+v'd it. :oops:

PetiteFlower
08-30-2004, 08:01 PM
Yeah so did I, guess I need to improve my memory!

Ryan Joseph
08-30-2004, 08:03 PM
"Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra"

Shaka, when the walls fell.... (http://www.chaparraltree.com/sflang/darmok.shtml) :wink:

Whoa, that's going back. I remember that episode. One of the better ones, in my opinion.

And nobody got my other ones! 8O Someone has to know this one:
"Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be done with it."
Here's another from the same movie: "I'm going to make an old fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old dad used to!"

"This is amazing! This is fantastic! This is...junk!"
That's from Richie Rich. Not the best movie of all time, but it certainly had some good quotes.

"I couldn't fix the transmitter, but I got the microwave working, want some popcorn?"
This one's from Judge Dredd. Another good movie with even better quotes. :mrgreen:

Steven Cedrone
08-30-2004, 08:23 PM
And nobody got my other ones! 8O Someone has to know this one:
"Why don't we just shoot 'em down and be done with it."
Here's another from the same movie: "I'm going to make an old fashioned the old fashioned way, the way dear old dad used to!"

Why it's from one of my favorite comedies...

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, world! (http://www.pocketpcthoughts.com/media/users/238/oldfashioned.wav):wink:


Steve

Ryan Joseph
08-30-2004, 08:25 PM
Why it's from one of my favorite comedies...

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, world! :wink:

Oh, good. For a minute there I didn't think anyone was going to get that one. 8O That would have scared me. And it's one of my favorites, too. That was the first DVD I ever bought. :mrgreen:

rocky_raher
08-31-2004, 02:23 AM
I have labelled this phenomenon as "Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra"

:mrgreen:

"Star Trek: the Next Generation," the episode where they couldn't understand anyone on the planet of the week because they always talked in allusions.

Brad Adrian
08-31-2004, 02:38 AM
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, world! (http://www.pocketpcthoughts.com/media/users/238/oldfashioned.wav)
Wow. I don't know many people who have seen that one. It's a classic.

Okay, then let's see if you can get this one:

"Emergency. Emergency. Everybody to get from streets."

Kati Compton
08-31-2004, 02:58 AM
"Star Trek: the Next Generation," the episode where they couldn't understand anyone on the planet of the week because they always talked in allusions.
Which is exactly like talking in movie quotes. ;)

What about this:

"Hee's mayrree-ing a CHEEEK-in!"

Ryan Joseph
08-31-2004, 03:30 AM
"Emergency. Emergency. Everybody to get from streets."

"...or there will be World War III and everybody will be blaming YOU!"
"You have no boats? This is an island with no boats?"
"No, we are not Russians. We are, of course, Nor-wee-gens."


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Steven Cedrone
08-31-2004, 12:22 PM
"Emergency. Emergency. Everybody to get from streets."

"...or there will be World War III and everybody will be blaming YOU!"
"You have no boats? This is an island with no boats?"
"No, we are not Russians. We are, of course, Nor-wee-gens."


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Heh, Ryan knows...

Anyway for everyone else that doesn't: "The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming"

How about this: "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." :wink:

Steve

rocky_raher
08-31-2004, 02:19 PM
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Dr. Strangelove!

BTW, originally Peter Sellers was to play the part of the Air Force major played by Slim Pickens. During filming, he fell out of the B-52 mockup and broke his leg.

Brad Adrian
09-01-2004, 06:18 AM
"No, we are not Russians. We are, of course, Nor-wee-gens."
Excellent! It's been so long since I've seen the whole movie, I'd forgotten about the quotes you mentioned.

Of course, it sounds best with that thick, Russian accent.

How about this one?

"Serpentine! Serpentine!"

Ryan Joseph
09-01-2004, 12:12 PM
How about this one?

"Serpentine! Serpentine!"

Dude, you are quoting all of my favorite classic movies. This quote is one of the most repeated in my group of friends. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but here are a couple more quotes:

"I have flames on my car!!"
"Senior Pepe wants cold water."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Steven Cedrone
09-01-2004, 01:16 PM
How about this one?

"Serpentine! Serpentine!"

Dude, you are quoting all of my favorite classic movies. This quote is one of the most repeated in my group of friends. It's been a long time since I've seen the movie, but here are a couple more quotes:

"I have flames on my car!!"
"Senior Pepe wants cold water."

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

"We have no blindfolds senor, we are a poor country!"

By the way, I guoted about the tsetse flies pages and pages ago (page 8 to be exact), and noone got it. Where were you two??? 8O

Quite frankly I'm shocked, and a little dissapointed... :wink:

Steve

rocky_raher
09-01-2004, 02:06 PM
How about this one?

"Serpentine! Serpentine!"

"The In-laws," with Alan Arkin and Peter Falk. Classic!

Pat Logsdon
09-01-2004, 05:07 PM
"You shot the invisible swordsman!"

Pat Logsdon
09-01-2004, 05:17 PM
"I'll come 'round sometime and get that squeak out of your door. "
In case any of you were wondering, this was from "Chocolat", spoken by Johnny Depp's character.

"Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot! "
That's from Yellowbeard.

Here's another one from a movie no one's guessed yet:

"Lumpy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?"
"No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization."

Kati Compton
09-01-2004, 06:34 PM
"You shot the invisible swordsman!"
Three Amigos?

Kati Compton
09-01-2004, 06:36 PM
What about this:

"Hee's mayrree-ing a CHEEEK-in!"
Another quote from the same movie:

"I TOLD you to BRING a jar!"

PetiteFlower
09-01-2004, 06:42 PM
Marrying a chicken would lead me to think Muppet, but I've seen all the muppet movies and I don't remember anything about a jar in any of them....

Kati Compton
09-01-2004, 06:45 PM
Marrying a chicken would lead me to think Muppet, but I've seen all the muppet movies and I don't remember anything about a jar in any of them....
Nope. Not a muppet-type movie.

The chicken line is delivered in a somewhat Peter Lorrie type voice. He does not, however, appear in the movie.

Pat Logsdon
09-01-2004, 06:51 PM
What about this:

"Hee's mayrree-ing a CHEEEK-in!"
Another quote from the same movie:

"I TOLD you to BRING a jar!"
What's Up, Tiger Lily?

Pat Logsdon
09-01-2004, 06:53 PM
"You shot the invisible swordsman!"
Three Amigos?
Correct!

Jefe : We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo : How many pinatas?
Jefe : Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo : Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe : Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.

:mrgreen:

Ryan Joseph
09-01-2004, 08:25 PM
By the way, I guoted about the tsetse flies pages and pages ago (page 8 to be exact), and noone got it. Where were you two??? 8O

Quite frankly I'm shocked, and a little dissapointed... :wink:

Sorry, Steve. I didn't catch that one. This thread has gotten so long that if you didn't get in on it from the begining, you're bound to miss some posts. :wink:

Steven Cedrone
09-02-2004, 01:30 PM
By the way, I guoted about the tsetse flies pages and pages ago (page 8 to be exact), and noone got it. Where were you two??? 8O

Quite frankly I'm shocked, and a little dissapointed... :wink:

Sorry, Steve. I didn't catch that one. This thread has gotten so long that if you didn't get in on it from the begining, you're bound to miss some posts. :wink:

BTW, The "Quite frankly I'm shocked..." is also a quote from the same movie! :wink:

Steve

Darius Wey
09-02-2004, 01:36 PM
Guess this one: "What is this?!? Pine cones! Oh my goodness, they're my favourite!"

Ryan Joseph
09-02-2004, 01:47 PM
BTW, The "Quite frankly I'm shocked..." is also a quote from the same movie! :wink:

:| Shows how long it's been since I've seen it...I don't remember that one. :?

Kati Compton
09-02-2004, 02:16 PM
What about this:

"Hee's mayrree-ing a CHEEEK-in!"
Another quote from the same movie:

"I TOLD you to BRING a jar!"
Last chance:

"The great thing about mom, is that she can take a good PUNCH!"

Steven Cedrone
09-02-2004, 06:58 PM
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." :wink:

Steve

Ryan Joseph
09-02-2004, 08:08 PM
"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." :wink:

:frusty: Aaaaarrrggghhh...that sounds SO familiar! What is it?! This is going to drive me nuts for the rest of the day.
Thanks a lot, Steve. :grumble:

..............that's not from the same movie Kati's quoting, is it? Because none of her's sound familiar at all.

:mrgreen:

Kati Compton
09-02-2004, 08:57 PM
..............that's not from the same movie Kati's quoting, is it? Because none of her's sound familiar at all.

"They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture, and they came to me to supervise the project, ya know, because I think that, um, if you know me at *all*, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter...oh, no, danger's my bread and death is my butter...no, no, wait, danger's my bread, death, no, death, no, I'm sorry, death is--death and danger are my various breads and, and various butters."

Pat Logsdon
09-02-2004, 09:07 PM
..............that's not from the same movie Kati's quoting, is it? Because none of her's sound familiar at all.

"They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture, and they came to me to supervise the project, ya know, because I think that, um, if you know me at *all*, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter...oh, no, danger's my bread and death is my butter...no, no, wait, danger's my bread, death, no, death, no, I'm sorry, death is--death and danger are my various breads and, and various butters."
Was my guess of "What's Up, Tiger Lily" wrong? That sounds an awful lot like Woody Allen...

Kati Compton
09-02-2004, 09:13 PM
..............that's not from the same movie Kati's quoting, is it? Because none of her's sound familiar at all.

"They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture, and they came to me to supervise the project, ya know, because I think that, um, if you know me at *all*, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter...oh, no, danger's my bread and death is my butter...no, no, wait, danger's my bread, death, no, death, no, I'm sorry, death is--death and danger are my various breads and, and various butters."
Was my guess of "What's Up, Tiger Lily" wrong? That sounds an awful lot like Woody Allen...
No - that's right. I must have missed your guess! Sorry!

Steven Cedrone
09-02-2004, 09:26 PM
And of course, my quote is not from the same movie! :wink:

O.K., here's another hint...

"Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

Now I've gone and given it away!

Steve

Falstaff
09-02-2004, 10:37 PM
And of course, my quote is not from the same movie! :wink:

O.K., here's another hint...

"Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

Now I've gone and given it away!

Steve

Animal House, what a timeless movie, I actually saw that last night, there was a showing of it on the field next to my dorm.

rocky_raher
09-03-2004, 02:50 AM
Animal House, what a timeless movie, I actually saw that last night, there was a showing of it on the field next to my dorm.

Two priceless gems of wisdom from that one:

"Knowledge is good."

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Ryan Joseph
09-04-2004, 11:18 PM
All has been quiet on this thread for a couple days now, so I'll throw a few new quotes out there:

"...and Zink Oxide. They've added a sunblock to it!"

"Yes! That is it! I hate this stuff! It is repulsive!"

"I do NOT want to WORK at Home DEPOT!!"

Jeff Rutledge
09-05-2004, 05:31 AM
"Yes! That is it! I hate this stuff! It is repulsive!"

It this from ST: Generations (when Data is trying a drink after just getting emotions)?

Darius Wey
09-05-2004, 06:05 AM
Come on people...

"What is this?!? Pine cones! Oh my goodness, they're my favourite!"

Last chance before I spill the beans. 8)

Ryan Joseph
09-05-2004, 01:26 PM
"Yes! That is it! I hate this stuff! It is repulsive!"

It this from ST: Generations (when Data is trying a drink after just getting emotions)?

Very good! That's a classic line.

And DJ? Your line sounds slightly familiar, but I can't place it.

Darius Wey
09-05-2004, 01:52 PM
And DJ? Your line sounds slightly familiar, but I can't place it.

Ok...a hint: It comes from one of those 3D animation movies.

rocky_raher
09-05-2004, 05:41 PM
And DJ? Your line sounds slightly familiar, but I can't place it.

Ok...a hint: It comes from one of those 3D animation movies.

Is it from the same movie as "Dead girl off the table!"?

Darius Wey
09-05-2004, 05:43 PM
And DJ? Your line sounds slightly familiar, but I can't place it.

Ok...a hint: It comes from one of those 3D animation movies.

Is it from the same movie as "Dead girl off the table!"?

Don't think so...what movie are you thinking of? :?:

Pat Logsdon
09-05-2004, 08:24 PM
And DJ? Your line sounds slightly familiar, but I can't place it.

Ok...a hint: It comes from one of those 3D animation movies.
A-ha! A Bug's Life - spoken by Heimlich, the German caterpillar. :mrgreen:

Darius Wey
09-05-2004, 08:26 PM
And DJ? Your line sounds slightly familiar, but I can't place it.

Ok...a hint: It comes from one of those 3D animation movies.
A-ha! A Bug's Life - spoken by Heimlich, the German caterpillar. :mrgreen:

Nope. But you're getting warmer! Unless by pure chance, both movies have the same quote, which I doubt. ;)

bjornkeizers
09-05-2004, 10:10 PM
Here's one from my all time favorite movie. I've worn a groove into my DVD, watching this one over and over.

And with quotes like this, would you blame me? :D


Turkish : **** me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy : It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish : No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy : It's for protection.
Turkish : Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

ironguy
09-06-2004, 03:46 PM
Great Movie! At least I thought so, my wife just thought it was OK.

Did we get 'dead girl off the table' from Shrek?