JackTheTripper
04-29-2004, 12:02 AM
Due to complaints, a cop is staking out a stop sign for people who roll through it. He watches as a BMW rolls through and continues on down the road, them makes chase.
The man stops and the officer informs him he rolled through a stop sign.
The driver says "But officer, I slowed down! I slowed down and there was nobody coming, so it's OK. I mean, come on.... OK..... so I slowed down instead of stopped. What's the difference?"
With that, the officer pulls the man from the car, throws him to the ground and beats him with his night-stick eight or ten times. He pauses, looks at the man and says, "Now, would you like me to stop? Or just slow down?"
The man stops and the officer informs him he rolled through a stop sign.
The driver says "But officer, I slowed down! I slowed down and there was nobody coming, so it's OK. I mean, come on.... OK..... so I slowed down instead of stopped. What's the difference?"
With that, the officer pulls the man from the car, throws him to the ground and beats him with his night-stick eight or ten times. He pauses, looks at the man and says, "Now, would you like me to stop? Or just slow down?"