Never feel safe on IRC...ever!

[Darius Wey]

www.bash.org/?top

Some nice good IRC chat logs - here's some to get you started:
PS> For those who can't stand the least bit of swearing or grotty humour, don't even bother going to the site then.

#244321 +(2934)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.



#77904 +(2843)- [X]

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%



#98450 +(2199)- [X]

Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[Janak Parekh]

:rotfl:

There's a reason I haven't been on IRC in years...

--janak

[dean_shan]

I like these one.
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

[yuit]

hahahahaha :D

that first one was too funny.

[Kati Compton]

I don't know if those are real.

I don't care.

That is HILARIOUS.

[Jason Dunn]

Bwahahahaha.... :lol:

[Jason Dunn]

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA......... :lol:

[Jeff Rutledge]

:rofl:

These are great! Much needed on a Monday too!

[yslee]

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

MUHAHAHAHA!

Hahha, good stuff.

[jake080]

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

i liked that one :P

[jake080]

blah, this is addictive...

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

couldnt resist =D

[Mitch D]

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

i liked that one :P

LMAO... that's just too funny

[Jason Dunn]

I read the WHOLE PAGE....and sent the site owner $5 because I had such a great laugh... :lol:

[Janak Parekh]

I read the WHOLE PAGE....and sent the site owner $5 because I had such a great laugh... :lol:
Just the top 100? There's a lot more where that came from. Try "Random" or "Latest". :D

--janak

[Jon Westfall]

I read the whole page as well, and printed it (20 pages) for inclusion in my "funny stuff" binder.

[ale2999]

#258908 +(2988)- [X]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 ([email protected]) Quit (Leaving)


O my goodness so funnnnnnnnny

[Darius Wey]

haha, glad u all enjoyed it...i was meant to be doing some 'research', but instead decided to 'bash' my way to the site...and wasted the whole night LMAO!

and i even managed to pull the "password trick" i originally posted on a friend - i question his stupidity :p

[Falstaff]

Wow, that stuff is addictive, I've read the top 200 plus another random page of 100, I could read those for hours, which is kinda sad, but most of those are so funny, in an odd, geeky way. Thanks for the link Apod.

[Kati Compton]

Man, what a time-suck.

But a good one!

[Janak Parekh]

But a good one!
Indeed.. it's great for those days when you're down. I voice my thanks too. :)

--janak

[groan]

<Firefly> Time for my prayers:
<Firefly> Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
<Firefly> May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
<Firefly> May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
<Firefly> Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
<Firefly> And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
<Firefly> Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
<Firefly> For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.


BWAHAHAHAH!

[JustinGTP]

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

:rotfl:

[pacemkr]

Oh man. Thank you for the laugh. This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: