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David Prahl
07-22-2003, 07:03 PM
I used a web-archiving tool to dig this out of the May 14, 2002 copy of PPCT...

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team:

10) "This code is crap! You have no honor!"

9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"

8 ) "By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"

7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"

6) "Our competitors are without honor!"

5) "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"

4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium IV processors if I am to do battle with this code!"

3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"

2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"

And the number one thing most likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team is:

1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kati Compton
07-22-2003, 08:49 PM
:lol: VERY nice.

ghostppc
07-22-2003, 09:51 PM
Number 8 should definitely be at the top! :lol:

David Prahl
07-22-2003, 10:53 PM
I like #9, #5, #4, and #3! :lol:

aroma
07-23-2003, 12:23 PM
That is funny! I think 9 and 3 are my favoriate.