WiFi Speed Spray Will Speed Up Your Wireless Network

[Ed Hansberry]

<a href="http://j-walk.com/blog/docs/wifispray.htm">http://j-walk.com/blog/docs/wifispray.htm</a><br /><br />I thought this was another hoax at first, like the copper on a sticker antenna for your cell phone, but this stuff <b><i>really</i></b> works. I got a bottle and I am positive my wireless browsing experience is faster now than before I tried it. The above is an affiliate link. It is $19.95 per bottle and each spray lasts about an hour under normal browsing conditions. Heavy data transfers may require a more frequent application of the spray.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.pocketpcthoughts.com/images/hansberry/2002/20021114-wifispeedspray.gif" />

[sponge]

Heh.. very funny Ed :P

[Kirkaiya]

:o
Wow! Amazing, just amazing, what these scientists can do!!! :-)

I love the concept of "scrubber molecules" whizzing thru the air "at light speed", although I think their claim that Superman can't go thru lead walls needs some independent verification.

I'm sure you'll make just, like, tons of cash thru your affiliation - i've already ordered a 10 year supply!!!!

Thanx again for being on the forefront!!!

Kirk

[EricMCarson]

Ed,

That was so good, you almost had me there. The whole made for Malaysians, but not for use by Malaysians thing was great! Obviously, the spray itself is technically impossible (there is nothing in the air that would speed up the transmission speed of the WiFi connection).

[aiswallow]

Stop it, I nearly spat my coffee out onto the laptop after reading that :lol: Is there a coloured spray to work with Bluetooth?

[Busdriver]

Oh, you are good, Ed. :P

[Wiggin]

Ed!!! Come Back to us, Ed!!! You're fading! Don't let em get you! :silly:

[ThomasC22]

ARGH, talk about lowsy customer service, their phones is disconnected :x

[Jason Dunn]

Woo hoo! Affiliate cash! Woo hoo! :rock on dude!:

[Inaki C]

Ed, I use scotch to achieve the same effect.
When network is so slow that I cant bear with it I take a Johny Walker bottle and everything seems to go faster!
Try it, just 8 bucks per bottle.

[Jonathon Watkins]

WHOOOoooo - I'm so glad I check this site regualary - You guys have the best links and reviews. :werenotworthy: But does it speed up BlueTooth as well? If so Il order a case!

[SofaTater]

Do they make a version of this spray for Palm OS devices?

[Ed Hansberry]

Do they make a version of this spray for Palm OS devices?
No, the Palm can't browse faster than the untreated air. Sort of like putting premium gas in your 1986 Yugo.

[ThomasC22]

Do they make a version of this spray for Palm OS devices?
No, the Palm can't browse faster than the untreated air. Sort of like putting premium gas in your 1986 Yugo.

Yet another example of how the PalmOS is easier, quick, get Mace to issue a press release.

[Ashley Dunn]

You made my day Ed! The printer at work is broken, so I've been sitting around watching the clock tick away, and then I read this, and it was like the sun broke through the clouds, and put a smile on my face. :D

[sting0r]

WiFi Speed Spray™ is safe and effective when used as directed. However, the product is known to the State of California to cause cancer; developmental toxicity; and/or male pattern baldness. For outdoor use only. Do not use near electrical appliances.* WiFi Speed Spray™ should not be used in the presence of pregnant women, women who have been pregnant, or women who may some day become pregnant. Keep away from children and household pets (especially birds). Do not take internally. If a persistent cough or partial paralysis develops, consult a physician,

[WillyG]

:lol: *laughter* :lol:

[Daniel]

They should have called it a "tonic". ;)

Good one. :)

[JackTheTripper]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, I feel stupid. I'm sitting here reading this going "OK, my base is in the office in the back yard that is detatched from the house. How am I gonna spray my whole back yard with this stuff?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kre]

:) Pretty funny. And if you scroll down to the bottom of that page, you can read all about the Guitar God on his home payj and find a link to his awsum eBay okshun!!! Dood, I jus bidded on it!

[Jeff Rutledge]

I wonder if they're working on a spray to make your PPC work faster with the new XScale chips.

"Just open up your machine and give the parts a good spray...your applications will fly!!!"

Cheers to these guys for making my day.
:beer:

[Timothy Rapson]

Is it homoeopathic?

Is it hyperalergenic?

Is there a 0% money back quarantee?

Will it work without a WiFi connection?

Do the profits fund terrorists?

-a cautious consumer-

[jweitzman]

Inaki, you won't get good results with $8 scotch! Single malts produce much faster speeds. Since all the molecules in the scotch come from the same barrel, they align better, thus speeding your Wifi signal along the path with greater clarity. They are also pure malt, and everyone knows that malt has excellent conductivity. Blended scotch has too many different grains, which tends to cause the radio waves, as well as the consumer, to wobble too much.

JW

[Kirkaiya]

"Esto es muy malo. No trabaja. Me engañan!" -Toraidio Smith, Tijuana

Translation: "This is very bad. It doesn't work. They lied to me!"

So apparently, the stuff they're selling in Tiajuana is, as usual, a cheap knock-off that - make sure you only buy this spray in the USA (but, of course, not in California, since you'll go bald!!).

So Ed - since the single-malt is faster than bottom shelf... do you think we should just spray 94 Octane gasoline around the WiFi equipment? After all, the higher the octane, the more homogeneous the distillate.... hmm... maybe I'll try this on my wireless AP, and get back to you!

[marauderz]

Yeah, it was a pretty funny joke for me too until I got down to the Made In Malaysia, Not For Malaysians bit..

Just makes me wonder where did he get such an idea for a punch line like that, Then after taking sometime to think about it, he is right. A lot of gear is manufactured here in Malaysia where I live, and yet we can't get any of it ourselves.. (XBox stuff..... :roll: )

It's not funny when you can't get gear!... ;)

[kettle]

Hey this has to be real. Why else would they have a guy in a lab coat?

[JonnoB]

My neighbors were complaining that our high-speed neighborhood wireless mesh network was getting slow, so we decided to get a few of those airplanes that are used to spray pesticides over farmland... we are going to carpet spay the entire city with this stuff!

[Ekkie Tepsupornchai]

:) Pretty funny. And if you scroll down to the bottom of that page, you can read all about the Guitar God on his home payj and find a link to his awsum eBay okshun!!! Dood, I jus bidded on it!

Man, my brane hurtz after reeding thru those sites!!

I think my eye-que just dropped 50...

[Merlion]

Hey, I can vouch for it! This stuff really did work! My Wi-Fi is now running at 666 Mbps! Holy smoke!

I'm just now trying it on my desktop .. hey if it worked for my Wi-Fi network .. OK my mobo & CPU is getting a good dousing now. Holy Smoke! This thing really smokes! I mean literally! My comp is so fast now that it's smokin'!!! Errr ..no .. that looked like sparks .. oh noo OH NOOOO OHHHhhhhh