Hah! You couldn't pay me enough to live in a big, ugly, crowded city! My 12 minute commute through beautiful Appalachian foothills includes one traffic light, and a traffic jam is when someone goes slow in the left lane. If living with Verizon's lack of enthusiasm for good smartphones is the price I have to pay for this lifestyle, then I'll gladly pay it.
As it turns out, though, they're finally about to release a respectable set of phones, between this and the upcoming Omnia 2 and Predator. I'll probably jump on the Imagio since I'm sticking with WM and the O2 release seems indeterminate.