Yet another "Gotcha" device from E-Ten
Take a look at our new device!!!
--> Wow... VGA!!!
--> Wow... SiRFIII GPS!!!
Start salivating yet? Holdon
--> Builtin WIFI!!! Double Wow!!!!
Think you're getting the top of the line device? --> Gotcha!!!!
--> There's no 3G. We built this device to send back to the late 90s. We never intend to build it for the future!!!
--> What with the funny face? You haven't been paying attention at the junks we made, have you? We never wanted to build any top of the line devices... We only want to build second best pieces of junks!!! That's our motto... E-Ten: "Ever short of a perfect Ten"!!!!
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